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4039 ADINSX <ADINSX> someone should put a counter on the knock up notchin so we know what notch we're currently knocked up to
1313 AI_coder <AI_coder> It's an unsized integer?
6712 AL3X^^ <AL3X^^> segfault ? hmm, I dont know it eighter :S
3935 AMX <AMX> opcom, isn't it "str" for string variable?
5302 AMcBain <AMcBain> It's a templated class! There is no way to strip it down and give you a test caseQ!
6918 AP_ <AP_> You are right "nolyc"
1715 Aardwolf <Aardwolf> Runescape > WoW
1874 Aardwolf <Aardwolf> java is like C++ on coffee
2374 Aardwolf <Aardwolf> My C++ book is from 1990!!
2440 Aardwolf <Aardwolf> people might think horsecock is C++ terminology
2445 Aardwolf <Aardwolf> I want to make the best MMORPG ever where you can do anything and it'll have better graphics than WoW. But where can I download a program to make a MMORPG?
2514 Aardwolf <Aardwolf> planeshift, I logged in to that game once when the first beta was released, you could only walk around back then and do nothing else
2729 Aardwolf <Aardwolf> if the cost of hamster food will be less than that of electricity :)
2847 Aardwolf <Aardwolf> If compilers had feelings, they certainly wouldn't compile your code
2851 Aardwolf <Aardwolf> invisible C++ > visual C++
5004 Aardwolf <Aardwolf> emilk, int O_o, o_o, O_O, *_O; (*_O) = (O_o) <(o_o)> (O_O);
2142 Ace <Ace> talking to you is futile
136 AcidReign <AcidReign> in soviet russa, machine operates you
2827 Ademan <Ademan> my girlfriend thinks computers are black magic
2396 AdolfH <AdolfH> and my name is after Hitler, im a fan of him
3 Adrinael <Adrinael> Emacs is kinda like sendmail. Both are good but neither has a good editor or MTA.
5 Adrinael <Adrinael> Once I dreamt that I coded in lisp, and whenever I finished a function, it went playing Quake 3. And I got furious, since you cannot get any code done when your functions just shoot each other.
7 Adrinael <Adrinael> What makes women ultracute is... when they borrow your t-shirt and it's way too big for them
32 Adrinael <Adrinael> Nobody expects camel humpers
46 Adrinael <Adrinael> Wait. That doesn't make sense.
66 Adrinael <Adrinael> I Am Something Unpossimateable.
103 Adrinael <Adrinael> rj1, your compiler is older than the new pope
151 Adrinael <Adrinael> That's ok, we love nonsense
152 Adrinael <Adrinael> You could die on your deathbed
174 Adrinael <Adrinael> HansZ, I don't want to offend you, but you are really dense, slow, thick-headed and passive.
184 Adrinael * Adrinael makes a test case!
194 Adrinael <Adrinael> blank is my favorite woman
238 Adrinael <Adrinael> Feto, some people believe underwear is the minimum for this channel
240 Adrinael <Adrinael> Now that's naughty.
247 Adrinael * Adrinael fondles Fetrovsky's privates
254 Adrinael <Adrinael> Now even nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
271 Adrinael <Adrinael> Arrays give me shivers
352 Adrinael <Adrinael> Lipsicution is the method of larting the users of inferior programming languages.
365 Adrinael <Adrinael> shared_ptr, no, lisp is readable
395 Adrinael <Adrinael> I need if its last name is Itate.
413 Adrinael <Adrinael> I see lisp! I see lisp!
427 Adrinael <Adrinael> Tell them they couldn't grab orbitz's ass even if someone was grabbing his ass and they were doing it
467 Adrinael <Adrinael> Yellow just squeezes hard, grabs the bum and +q's
489 Adrinael <Adrinael> boost::please can help
498 Adrinael <Adrinael> So many priceless lines, so few opportunities to grab.
502 Adrinael <Adrinael> boost doesn't have issues. It has episodes.
503 Adrinael <Adrinael> I'm silent for an hour and people get worried.
505 Adrinael * Adrinael kicks mauke for not being here
528 Adrinael <Adrinael> C++ is stupid
579 Adrinael <Adrinael> Well, those chars typed there are WTF-8
620 Adrinael <Adrinael> I have mindreading +2
629 Adrinael * Adrinael says this line just to keep up with stats.
691 Adrinael <Adrinael> uman, the difference is that Klingons don't have parameters. They have arguments. AND THEY ALWAYS WIN THEM!
722 Adrinael * Adrinael rides rubicant
745 Adrinael <Adrinael> It's a tarpenter!
747 Adrinael * Adrinael begins to write "spend 10 minutes in 10 minutes"
792 Adrinael <Adrinael> And this flu is killing my ability to play nethack
801 Adrinael <Adrinael> I vote for the removal of that factoid on the grounds that it contains too much opinion
827 Adrinael <Adrinael> Kevin Sorbo is the most man of them all!
830 Adrinael <Adrinael> Without the exclamation mark, that's just me shouting at you
862 Adrinael <Adrinael> Meanwhile, a large dog is kicking my ass
912 Adrinael <Adrinael> Erlang must be named like this: "What would you name this lang?" "Er.... Lang?"
916 Adrinael <Adrinael> Yeah, our school is superior as we have structs
951 Adrinael <Adrinael> What was said earlier is so true. [floyd] is occasionally right but you still want to hit him in the face.
972 Adrinael <Adrinael> It was quite scary walking around my school today. There was a sign saying "NONLINEAR PARABOLIC PROBLEMS ===>" and I was wondering whether it was telling of electric maintenance or sudden existence failures around the elevator.
985 Adrinael <Adrinael> Let's see, how many problems we can solve today with an underwear analogy
987 Adrinael <Adrinael> That's what they always say. "I thought !google wouldn't do nothing", "I thought it wouldn't kill cylon", "I thought she was 18"
999 Adrinael <Adrinael> Come on, baby, lick my list.
1010 Adrinael <Adrinael> Use factoids! We have them so we don't have to answer!
1037 Adrinael <Adrinael> These windows seem to be wanting to get on my lap at times
1038 Adrinael <Adrinael> I've never seen a horsecock standing so erect before, this is awesome. http://adrinael.net/horsecock.jpg
1049 Adrinael <Adrinael> A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver.
1055 Adrinael <Adrinael> Of all inferior languages, C++ is the only one I tolerate
1056 Adrinael <Adrinael> Common Lisp roks and Iron Chef woks.
1067 Adrinael <Adrinael> While at it, also complain to the telnet author about the message "cannot connect to remote host" when connecting to localhost.
1087 Adrinael * Adrinael happily punches phrakture in the face.
1092 Adrinael <Adrinael> Another good way is to send NICK TRK\r\nJOIN ##C++\r\nPRIVMSG ##C++ :Hi guys, how are you on this timeline?\r\n
1095 Adrinael <Adrinael> Girls really love guys who know C++. Can't beat the resizing vectors.
1118 Adrinael <Adrinael> "I tried to buy a Volvo in a Volvo shop but there were no salesmen available, so I came here into this Ford shop. Why won't you sell me Volvos?!?!?!?!"
1137 Adrinael <Adrinael> I only type int main() and Emacs auto-completes my full project code into it by intuition.
1152 Adrinael <Adrinael> Accelerated C++ teaches you to code C++ using C++. Other beginner's books teach you to code C using C++.
1153 Adrinael <Adrinael> It's useful to code without ;, automatic error checking.
1175 Adrinael <Adrinael> 1) get money 2) order online 3) ???? 4) PROFIT!
1177 Adrinael <Adrinael> It's like going to the prison naked. You feel like a cool dude, but it's fatal for your ass.
1179 Adrinael <Adrinael> In math, 1/0 starts nethack.
1182 Adrinael <Adrinael> "I threw a rat in a cardboard box and installed NetBSD on it"
1245 Adrinael <Adrinael> Type slower, I cannot read it when you type that fast!
1281 Adrinael <Adrinael> It turns out this channel never fails to feed Captain Obvious
1294 Adrinael <Adrinael> floats only have std::numeric_limits<float>::digits digits of precision
1306 Adrinael <Adrinael> Why is everyone harassing orbitz and why is orbitz responding to it?
1327 Adrinael <Adrinael> I intentionally left blank in the gun chamber.
1423 Adrinael <Adrinael> Psychoanalysis?? I thought this was a nude rap session!!!
1469 Adrinael <Adrinael> Grabbing should be harder, not easier
1502 Adrinael <Adrinael> I have a picture of everything.
1573 Adrinael <Adrinael> It's possible to pee against the wind
1574 Adrinael <Adrinael> It's possible to pee in your morning cereals
1611 Adrinael <Adrinael> Wow, Penguin___ is flooding my privates.
1612 Adrinael <Adrinael> Interestingly (:[]) looks like Homer.
1622 Adrinael <Adrinael> But prolog is cheating
1723 Adrinael <Adrinael> orbitz, can you be a bit friendlier, it's your feminine and touchy side which I fell in love with
1745 Adrinael <Adrinael> I had that a few years ago, and it was fascinating the first five minutes.
1746 Adrinael <Adrinael> PlasmaHH, now look what you have done! This channel is overly wild and social and talkative. There's no going back to the times when everyone just sulked in their own corners and snapped at anyone careless enough to ask orbitz for help.
1814 Adrinael <Adrinael> -O2 -O2 looks like a gentooism
1866 Adrinael <Adrinael> God said: "Let there be light". Chuck Norris said: "Aaaaaagh! A talking god!"
1929 Adrinael * Adrinael kicks but the goalie EWOULDBLOCK
1973 Adrinael <Adrinael> My firefox shoots about:blanks.
1986 Adrinael <Adrinael> Gnus don't kill people.
2107 Adrinael <Adrinael> Think in Common Lisp all the time. Then you only need to remember how to do the easy things in a hard language the hard way.
2128 Adrinael <Adrinael> Help people and you shall receive.
2130 Adrinael <Adrinael> caddy, no time! I'm using my X-RAY VISION to obtain a rare glimpse of the INNER WORKINGS of this POTATO!
2145 Adrinael <Adrinael> Two muffins went to a bar. One said: "Shall we get a pint?" The other replied: "Dude, this talking joke is getting old."
2164 Adrinael <Adrinael> Do you know why the people of the stone age didn't just phone us and ask for directions to MacDonalds?
2196 Adrinael <Adrinael> Imagine a large hammer and some helpless poultry.
2209 Adrinael <Adrinael> pwned, no botsex allowed on about channels
2217 Adrinael <Adrinael> It's not gay if balls are not touching.
2310 Adrinael * Adrinael milks raf256
2315 Adrinael <Adrinael> Wow, nih::string
2328 Adrinael <Adrinael> Bus error means you're walking.
2332 Adrinael <Adrinael> Ohnoes! The goalie returns -1 and EWOULDBLOCK!
2360 Adrinael <Adrinael> Error: Only one $* allowed
2364 Adrinael <Adrinael> I only realised I was disconnected when dolphin hadn't trolled about boost for a while.
2366 Adrinael <Adrinael> qalam, I made a pong with visual basic. It has a radio button as the ball and two push buttons as the paddles.
2369 Adrinael <Adrinael> Is that Shii's song or Longcat's song?
2379 Adrinael <Adrinael> Is the string you have really a Seibold::SString and not Sausages_from_last_night::SString?
2397 Adrinael <Adrinael> It has all sorts of silly stuff, I just want jumping.
2406 Adrinael <Adrinael> C++ sucks.
2423 Adrinael <Adrinael> Is the pay good? Can you IRC while working?
2470 Adrinael <Adrinael> If * and -> go fighting in swatninja style, -> wins.
2493 Adrinael <Adrinael> All my base are belong to you
2524 Adrinael <Adrinael> Having listened to Slay Radio for a few weeks at work I start to wonder... Where do the sounds come from, there are no speakers here?
2528 Adrinael <Adrinael> O(RLY)
2532 Adrinael <Adrinael> It's even graphical if you use a terminal emulator in X.
2535 Adrinael * Adrinael goes back to nethack
2546 Adrinael <Adrinael> u r right! i has a shuvel!
2553 Adrinael <Adrinael> Sorry, C++ doesn't work like that unless you are Captain Picard. Then you could just say std::make_it_so();
2569 Adrinael <Adrinael> homerman_, try googling for the strip man page
2590 Adrinael <Adrinael> Why are kid meals not made of babies?
2610 Adrinael <Adrinael> Hey, it's not gay if balls are not touching.
2633 Adrinael <Adrinael> Slay just told me I'm listening to the best radio station ever.
2639 Adrinael <Adrinael> All your code are belong to /usr
2648 Adrinael <Adrinael> Finnih thoundth lithpy
2659 Adrinael <Adrinael> "But I'm using Microsoft C++! Are you using some C++ stolen from Microsoft? You evil open source hackers."
2712 Adrinael <Adrinael> I called you a moron, asshole.
2766 Adrinael <Adrinael> !fs un
2768 Adrinael <Adrinael> It's not gay if balls don't touch
2803 Adrinael <Adrinael> plank, your p is upside down
2808 Adrinael <Adrinael> My vector accelerates to hundred km/h in 8 seconds
2818 Adrinael <Adrinael> Humour tends to lead to fun, which is not allowed here.
2903 Adrinael <Adrinael> I've never before seen bad hearing happen on IRC
2996 Adrinael <Adrinael> I would need to check docs, and I'm lazy
3111 Adrinael <Adrinael> 1) identify the problem 2) think real hard 3) write down the solution
3143 Adrinael <Adrinael> Listen to me! I'm an idiot too!
3165 Adrinael <Adrinael> Everything is syntactic sugar for not using Common Lisp
3201 Adrinael <Adrinael> If no one ever runs this code, is it buggy?
3221 Adrinael <Adrinael> Who would have thought implementing the standard library is actually hard
3460 Adrinael <Adrinael> My cup is a pointer to my tea, which I am now dereferencing.
3476 Adrinael <Adrinael> How is vector inherently slow? Maybe some operations might be slow, but what operations? Or does it just mean that if you put a vector into a pocketpc, you can't drive a car that contains it over 60km/h
3505 Adrinael <Adrinael> Stop dying, it's bad for your health.
3568 Adrinael <Adrinael> Let's all just dance
3607 Adrinael <Adrinael> What's the difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse" and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse"?
3661 Adrinael <Adrinael> Where's pacman, I need him, my dots are all over the place.
3757 Adrinael <Adrinael> Sexual harassment - pandaaaa
3767 Adrinael <Adrinael> It would appear, good sir, that all of your military establishments are now within my possession.
3783 Adrinael <Adrinael> Why do you grab bash.org quotes?
3791 Adrinael <Adrinael> #define desu ;
3818 Adrinael <Adrinael> Programming is 60% algorithms and 90% tea.
3863 Adrinael * Adrinael adds [heyI'mOnIRC] to his nick
3869 Adrinael <Adrinael> My toaster has automatic garbage collection, but only for the crumbs.
4096 Adrinael <Adrinael> Disregard that, I suck cocks
4113 Adrinael <Adrinael> Scratch your itch. That's what open source dudes do anyway.
4147 Adrinael * Adrinael is an epix mount
4165 Adrinael <Adrinael> Now what does cygwin mingw32 mean? Is that like Sony's Nintendo Wii?
4211 Adrinael <Adrinael> Tits and nipples, and also horsecocks. Just think of the silly stuff you can hear about on this channel.
4258 Adrinael <Adrinael> The grab database is already filled with bovine excrement.
4359 Adrinael <Adrinael> Your rights of nitpicking are hereby revoked. Please hand over your tea cup for my perusal.
4433 Adrinael <Adrinael> This reminds me, identifying users via ip addresses is not going to work for everything. A host might have more than one user, even at the same time. It should be mandatory to submit some valid identification, recent picture and possible tea making equipment over the inter nets when using it.
4496 Adrinael <Adrinael> I'm the one who put "sexy" in "dyslexic"!
4506 Adrinael <Adrinael> struct { I tarzan; U jane; }
4540 Adrinael <Adrinael> pwned, the line "can you write C++ with C syntax"
4615 Adrinael <Adrinael> Weak typing is when you leave half the characters off when writing to IRC.
4759 Adrinael <Adrinael> My nipples explode with delight
4773 Adrinael <Adrinael> Grabbing has a purpose anyway. And it's not filling the db with meaningless cruft
4986 Adrinael * Adrinael wields the +2 Holy Swift Boosted Parenhammer of w00tness
5027 Adrinael <Adrinael> Vi has two modes, in one it beeps and in one it doesn't. And its commands are smileys because it's made by teenagers.
5074 Adrinael <Adrinael> Grab Shield of w00tness!
5086 Adrinael <Adrinael> Meronik, actually it is. Recent Intel processors have detector chips that see if the code is compiled from lisp, and then run it 10 times as slow
5089 Adrinael <Adrinael> Grab shield btw
5164 Adrinael <Adrinael> Do not use underscores in factoid names and please use <reply> unless the word is fits nicely in a sentence
5192 Adrinael <Adrinael> "My car doesn't start. Here's another car that looks just like it, it starts though. But can you help?"
5216 Adrinael <Adrinael> This, children, is why you don't use C when coding C++
5222 Adrinael <Adrinael> Lede, stop filling me with honey on my birthday =(
5266 Adrinael <Adrinael> Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes too.
5812 Adrinael <Adrinael> A good heuristic for A* search: int g(node) { return 0; }
5813 Adrinael <Adrinael> Is heuristic coding style the one where you write "roughly correct" code, and then debug?
5867 Adrinael <Adrinael> I'm so weak for those
6107 Adrinael <Adrinael> level1_, here's a personal insult for you! Yo momma is so fat she exceeds std::vector<int>::max_size()!
6262 Adrinael <Adrinael> kcbanner, so you want something to be different for each TU, and be the same for each TU?
6572 Adrinael <Adrinael> You have way too optimistic view of the distribution of wits
6837 Adrinael <Adrinael> I hate you blank!
6903 Adrinael <Adrinael> Is a carry-adder a snake that transports stuff?
4730 AerialX <AerialX> lol
6159 Afmlasdfkos <Afmlasdfkos> Why bother with C++, and C++ books, just buy 2 gb of ram for 40$ and learn Java from web
300 Aggrav8d <Aggrav8d> just airdrop 50k tons of ramen noodle
302 Aggrav8d <Aggrav8d> yo momma so big and so nasty it takes me two trains and a bus to get to her good side
3559 Agiofws <Agiofws> Adrinael, the goal is to make a clock in c++
3560 Agiofws <Agiofws> hey is c++ written in c++
3561 Agiofws <Agiofws> i mean when they discovered C hwta language di they code it in ?
5105 Agiofws <Agiofws> hello can you get 2 functions in C executed in parallel and not one after the other or in c++ even better ?
5107 Agiofws <Agiofws> why do windows users ask me when i show them my app ; ahh and what program did you use to code it ? ....... whats that got to do with coding ?
7207 Agu10 <Agu10> i get this error: [Linker error] underlined reference to 'GetPixel@12'
2720 Ahmadi <Ahmadi> i have not a good english for this reason i use a jpeg and some shapes
6258 Aikar <Aikar> static void* pAutoTransThis = (void*)(*(int*)(((**(int**)((BYTE*)(SigScan("@@8bfd83c9ff33c06a00f2aef7d1496a01518b0d")) + 19)) + 0x7e30) + 60));
3850 Aimson <Aimson> Can you write a 3D MMORPG game in C++?
3107 AjS15822 <AjS15822> I've never given a second thought as to why I really have this nickname-- it just 'fits'. Maybe the allure lies in its ambiguous nature...
4068 Alanius <Alanius> hash sounds cool
2814 Alconquian <Alconquian> I am a professional ActiveX programmer
1156 Alderin <Alderin> ever accidently type #ifdef WIN#@ ... and feel it was quie appropriate?
1189 Algorithms * Algorithms are fun.
3870 Alien_Freak <Alien_Freak> what does typeof return.... it looks like an int from the doc i found but i can't seem to do something like: int x = typeof(z);
373 Alipha <Alipha> I foret a lot of g's. they're always causin trouble.
674 Alipha <Alipha> i can do both.. i get confused sometimes though
996 Alipha <Alipha> so if we include a file at the bottom of a .cpp, is that a footer?
1121 Alipha <Alipha> me22: dammit, don't use words that I learned during my history class. I wanted to go through it bitching about all I learn in there is pointless ;-)
1128 Alipha <Alipha> hence "private"
1196 Alipha <Alipha> anyone can do it. but if i tell you, then you'll make a dumb quote ;-)
2414 Alipha <Alipha> <vector.h>? blasphemy. <vector>
2517 Alipha <Alipha> why are we getting into a huge argument of a /style/ issue?
7157 Alistair <Alistair> You guys are good at C++ right?
3291 Almathea <Almathea> whats a wedgie?
4904 Almathea <Almathea> Go and beat her, what's the problem?
4926 Almathea <Almathea> I can't understand how one would like to have a deamon written in java.
4963 Almathea <Almathea> Yeah, boost seems to be a cure to every imaginable idiocy.
5067 Almathea <Almathea> Mercedes doens't have that thing on the bottom.
5091 Almathea <Almathea> I knew it was scat? Why tha hell I can't find anything?!
5134 Almathea <Almathea> You are so fscked in the head. You make me wanna kill all off those that believe in so called allah
5263 Almathea <Almathea> vhapuinruap4wtfrh8we9fvzpadrg
5366 Almathea <Almathea> yeah, I looked through column modes, but it doesn't seem to be doing what I need to all apps I need (guess some of them are fscked when it comes to dealing with X-messages).
5424 Almathea <Almathea> Islam is fskced up young religion, those guys still live in middle ages.
5922 Almathea <Almathea> are you drugs?
5953 Almathea <Almathea> I'm an emacs guy and I know what I mean saying an awkward key combo.
5956 Almathea <Almathea> Spend 10 min in ##c++ and you'll meet 2 idiots and a troll...
6033 Almathea <Almathea> it actyally does wrko
6034 Almathea <Almathea> You never exit emacs.
6314 Almathea <Almathea> grab mazzachre
6352 Almathea <Almathea> I hate you.
6370 Almathea <Almathea> That request was not a joke.
6408 Almathea <Almathea> huh? why wasn't any of blanks grabbed?
6410 Almathea <Almathea> xystic, go finish eating your dog shit.
6590 Almathea <Almathea> geordi's using some shit Eelis stole from future, plus it includes shitloads of headers and some magic spells to make it simulate a non-existant standard.
6591 Almathea <Almathea> I feel like a noob from ##C++
6911 Almathea <Almathea> Give me your sister's phone number and we can talk about love.
6974 Almathea <Almathea> impulze, I'm dating your mom.
6989 Almathea <Almathea> Fuck me gently.
7002 Almathea <Almathea> I can easly have my dick sucked for 50 PLN
7003 Almathea <Almathea> Having actual relationship with a whore might be interesting.
7036 Almathea_ <Almathea_> I was like, `do you know what traceroute(8) is?'
7047 Almathea_ <Almathea_> Idiots! Entertain me!
7258 Almathea_ <Almathea_> web devel is like whoring, some have to do it, just to get money.
7269 Almathea_ <Almathea_> Wish me luck getting shitfaced.
3769 Alvo <Alvo> c++ sucks because there are no methods
5005 Alvo <Alvo> say, how do i quickly implement a minimal std::ostream?
6431 Amergin_ <Amergin_> momo: never let school get in the way of your education
3384 Anand_1 <Anand_1> nethack: That ps2/3 game?
3385 Anand_1 <Anand_1> whats rofl
3391 Anand_1 <Anand_1> nethack should come bundled with Linux distros
3337 Anand_k <Anand_k> I am using using namespace std; but its giving me errors
3436 Anand_k <Anand_k> nolyc:I am idiot
1247 Andares <Andares> Alipha, we lock up all the athiests in chains for the "holidays" and force them to stay in college.
1714 Andares * Andares feels gang-banged by ##C++.
1831 Andares <Andares> Life My Easier Would BE talk Reverse Polish Notation IN people Would TALK IF.
2190 Andares <Andares> STOP GRABBING PEOPLE FOR NOTHING AT ALL, DAMN IT.
3035 Andares <Andares> I think my brain may be corrupted.
3231 Andares <Andares> This is starting to feel less and less like programming and more like sexual violation...
3232 Andares <Andares> Is this going to require use of write() and pipe()?
4720 Andares <Andares> But it's so inefficient to waste 2 lines just to initialize a temporary vector.
6149 AndroidData <AndroidData> I'm learning this C++ gig by trial & error, not by buying a book and wasting my time reading it
429 Anduin <Anduin> vi ruined n'sync
902 Anduin <Anduin> [1]nooby - Depends. Watching an adult discover his navel isn't the sort of off-topic discussions that should be encouraged though.
953 Anduin <Anduin> I only download .vbs files.
1589 Anduin <Anduin> It is a real shame that so many things are impossible to try before asking.
1642 Anduin <Anduin> openglkid - People who come here for help soon learn better.
1759 Anduin <Anduin> Ummmmm_ - Don't drag me in to the bot abuse.
5603 Angel-SL <Angel-SL> i always thought programs run better in release than debug
5604 Angel-SL <Angel-SL> and whats !grab
973 AngryAnt-work * AngryAnt-work picks up his head and leaves
7120 Anonissimus <Anonissimus> if I include "systemtime int;" will it store all in integers?
2925 Anthony <Anthony> lol at cock
3333 Anthony <Anthony> dolphins are mammals right
3629 Anthony <Anthony> orbitz is like steven hawking i bet
3687 Anthony <Anthony> i just like to grab people
4195 Anthony * Anthony ribbit
2884 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Do you go around the internet searching for things such as: Old man's anus , Etc. All day?
2887 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Why would I be here if I did not know?
2893 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Wouldn't something like 100^3 be smaller than , Say 104^2? As bit values tend to be smaller than integers>1?
3157 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Spell "heh" backwards :)
3264 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> |lol|=Stfu
3340 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> He did the Anus thing you speak of
3382 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> !give |Feto| headache
3490 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Religion over IRC is the stupidest thing since C#
3549 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> almathea: Both instances of anus related stuff were out of context ;)
3633 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> My client will have a special "LolMode" scheduled to send "/say Lol" every two seconds
3709 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> I'm going to stop saying stuff that's even remotely grab-worthy
3711 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> lol I have small penis 8=D
3712 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> I've never seen a C++ serverside script
3758 AnthonyG * AnthonyG pokes orbitz hard
3759 AnthonyG * AnthonyG takes off orbitz's pants, and makes him run backwards through a corn field.
3775 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> So I was cleaning out my projects bin yesterday night... Removing ones that were sloppy, unfinished, /or terrible. By the time I was finished, the entire dir was deleted....
4058 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Don't raise your voice to me
4060 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> You think you're real cool templating everything don't you?
4065 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> It's amazing how trolls can sense each other.
4066 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> 3rd time today, I don't know what's funny
4086 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> I have a general purpose red button next to me at all times
4159 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> I never use friend, my privates need to be kept secure.
4345 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> svm_invictvs: That's why I stopped grabbing
4348 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> .... Why is it so wrong for me to have the funs.
4383 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Cram enough templates in there and it looks like XML
4452 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> I thought about(and even started to) grow a bit of hair on my chin... What did I get as a response? "Hey, you missed some"
4461 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Atalanta: Did you know that any website with linux and .org is automatically trustworthy enough to have your children?
4522 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Blasphemy!
4586 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> I take C++ as an insult to C++
4699 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> idan: I beat down your self-esteem like a farmer does to a limp horse
4733 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> If I wouldn't have shutdown I would have a way higher uptime than pwned right now
4734 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> pwned: why did you grab that?
4786 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> /ignore spoilerz *!*@*
4791 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> It's annoying me that find_first_of is acting like find_second_of_if_you_feel_like_it
4833 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Bigcheese: im in ur generator, drainin ur entropy
4870 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> premature enterization this morning
4884 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> AnthonyG: Oh, it's snowing in your area?
4967 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> C is faster than C++ because it's two characters smaller!
4973 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Ah, less than one hundred quest points before I get my amulet
5015 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Bigcheese: Pastebin is NOT MAIL
5016 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> litb: Have you ever mounted an ass? I heard they are actually ride-able.
5018 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Their clusters heat hell so you can dine in it.
5032 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> bloated: Stop highlighting me and learn to be less stupid.
5090 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> gun is an anagram of gnu.
5198 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Lede: Be a grab bait by asking blank how long he soaks his tea bags.
5268 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Only the most hardcore security experts run Windows 95.
5277 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> quilzo: You suck
5298 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Hey! I went to resume school!
5300 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Lede: Thats it, I'm charging my lasers.
5305 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> SDL's is like a parachute, but bricks and knives instead.
5367 AnthonyG * AnthonyG blackmails
5368 AnthonyG * AnthonyG notes "Game developers can't use threads" - Xbox developer and takes it to #gamedev
5410 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Woohoo someone found istheshit.net again.
5412 AnthonyG * AnthonyG sends a memo saying "You're never here when I need you the most!"
5413 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> I found miles33's caution sign when you tell him something that may cause confusion. http://www.kristenkamei.com/images/oregon/May_2007/biker.jpg
5414 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> http://www.forumspile.com/Stupid-Sit_in_the_corner.jpg
5418 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> The FUK as I call it.
5434 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> "// TODO: dies ist ein quick and dirty hack."
5452 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Oh, a tazer, don't do that bro.
5456 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> "I am learning C++ (thanks to C++ for dummies xD)"
5457 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> There's 271 lines containing new, 16 containing free, and 93 containing delete. 0 containing malloc.
5462 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> blank made a joke, it was sexual.
5495 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> We could replace Lede with a bot that says "free mason" every few minutes and increase profit seven fold.
5515 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> One does not simply mirror wikipedia.
5530 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> I'm going to write a script that calls cat, sell it for $60, and patent the idea of "combining files".
5532 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Everyone knows nature was built with COBOL.
5543 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Pizzas, I have them.
5599 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> I used fun twice even, so its twice the fun.
5632 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Bigcheese: http://yummycupcakes.com
5635 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> quilzo: This popcorn reminds me of you. Insignificant, dry, no reason for existance other than temporarily satisfying me.
5645 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> QT - Made by trolls, for trolls.
5720 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> If I was in a position to graduate from something, I would give it up for 100 pizzas.
5757 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> daryl: If I did that it would just get the cat drunk and I fear the relationship would no longer be platonic.
5761 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> My theory: It all started with a tamagotchi.
5769 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> I applied the butter so perfectly, I dropped the toast and it landed on it's feet.
5786 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> I don't care for the comic itself that much, but what they did to the website is exactly what they made fun of in the comics.
5967 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> A few days ago I had the perfect cheeseburger, it made the coca-cola taste good.
5971 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> blank doesn't really not like me, he just wants to make himself believe that.
5976 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Hm, it seems that fatterfox is better at getting favicons now.
5980 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> The pencil came at me like a rabid kitten. I was cornered.
5996 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> for I'm loved by a pretty wonderful boooy!
5997 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> I never try to be funny.
6036 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> My resume is so awesome, monster would reject it and tell me I'm too overqualified to get a job.
6048 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Now this channel is approaching the idiocy of ##c++.
6624 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> The slope made by the lack of my frontal lobe makes me aerodynamic.
6981 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Well, I can say without doubt my microwave probably doesn't heat pizza as fast as your laptop.
7017 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> I just played some CTF. It was fun, though I can't decide if it was more fun watching people say "stfu camper noob" whenever a flag is captured, or playing.
7098 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Heh, dumb slashdot saying "plug-in hybrids". I thought they were talking about some new software plugin architecture invented 20 years ago.
7163 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> How do I manage to freudian slip "to".
7164 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Quadrescence: I wasn't expecting you to grab me. You got me good there.
7166 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Would it make it better if I said I miss 2/5 times?
7168 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> I want to go back to 1970's and reshape the lisp design to use ampersands instead of parentheses.
7213 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> The rest is Carbonfat.
7261 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> I'm actually surprised the mention of lisp hasn't made Adrinael's terminal beep the hamster song or something.
7284 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> It's like when Walt realised pie is the only thing that doesn't lie.
7308 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Iris^: I think the only one here with boobs is you, and maybe Zharf.
7309 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Was it #ubuntu that banned you for saying nigger, I bet they're more sensitive to it than actual africans.
7310 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> I feel like a regular comedian right now.
7311 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> I mean... I don't even need to bait LimCore anymore.
7391 AnthonyG <AnthonyG> Zharf: I have a sixth emacs sense.
7259 AnthonyG_ <AnthonyG_> The job of a scripting language in the context of website scripting has no other job than to write markup and read get and post requests.
3732 AppleBoy <AppleBoy> Eelis: are autotools not licked?
344 Arafangion <Arafangion> I doubt C++ will be that bad :)
345 Arafangion <Arafangion> shared_ptr, refractoring is generally making something simple. This was one damn tight line. No unneccessary letters or spaces.
346 Arafangion <Arafangion> shared_ptr, Without once using { or } (what a waste of a character)
841 Arafangion <Arafangion> I tend not to date online.
3464 Arafangion <Arafangion> Freundlich-NB: It's already having to automagically "convert" all the char *'s to wchar *'s, etc.
3473 Arafangion <Arafangion> C++0x looks really nice. Is it implemented yet?
4260 Arafangion <Arafangion> Nowak: Calling java a type of coffee is an insult to coffee!
6003 Arathald <Arathald> hmm... maybe ive only ever said one grabbable thing
6041 Arathald <Arathald> eh, I'm gonna veto that Java suggestion, unless you mean the drink (which _is_ good for someone to start learning programming)
4941 Arcturius <Arcturius> Kaedenn: wow, that book is written by a woman. I didn't realise woman were involved in programming. She obviously must not be from north america.
5705 Arcturius <Arcturius> I just don't trust boost. Something shifty about those guys. I mean, asio, come on.
6240 Arcturius <Arcturius> which executes quicker? x.f(i) or (&x)->f(i)
6651 Arcturius <Arcturius> Let's not get into a flame war. It's a scientific fact that msvc sucks and gcc kicks it's useless ass.
3402 Ardonik <Ardonik> I may have some insights as to who Ardonik is.
3484 Ardonik <Ardonik> I'm no longer impressed by how well college students and adults can spell, thanks to the Internet.
3499 Ardonik <Ardonik> Your size concerns are totally invalid, and you've been told that by several people already.
3513 Ardonik <Ardonik> C++ code doesn't have to be ugly.
3546 Ardonik <Ardonik> Also, gremlins fly up your nose. The standard allows this.
3576 Ardonik <Ardonik> Or grab four bytes and (compose << 24) | (the << 16) | (thing << 8) | yourself.
3734 Ardonik <Ardonik> Endian Little Hate I.
21 AshyIsMe <AshyIsMe> blank: i overcame your fear
22 AshyIsMe <AshyIsMe> most of these "features" shouldnt have been written in the first place
165 AshyIsMe <AshyIsMe> unpossimateable reminds me of possums
4347 Associat0r <Associat0r> I once saw some production code that simulated a mutex with Sleep functions
4409 Atalanta <Atalanta> if its any constellation to you, i dont even know how to use sdl
4410 Atalanta <Atalanta> const really confuses me so i avoid it except when init'ing a simple variable
4430 Atalanta <Atalanta> Jessicatz: highlgiht? whats that mean Jessicatz ?
4439 Atalanta <Atalanta> well i do like sucking cock...
4479 Atalanta <Atalanta> omfg its the meaning of life, uni & *
4545 Atalanta <Atalanta> geordi: {double long dick; cout << sizeof dick << " inches.";}
4564 Atalanta <Atalanta> why you so old?
4606 Atalanta <Atalanta> asshol
4673 Atalanta <Atalanta> is "unsigned char" read only as its string in cout, and number all other times?
3792 Avochelm <Avochelm> For general stuff...
4654 Axidus <Axidus> ok guys , before you bite my head off....what is the other irc that is projects?
4655 Axidus <Axidus> ##Blogs is banging!!
748 AxioMatic <AxioMatic> cylon, im ugly..
1594 Azuos10 <Azuos10> I am not sure if it is the appropriate time to ask, but what is Java's channel name?
933 BLASSON <BLASSON> can somone dcc send me funtion cstdio ?
4426 BR84 <BR84> You should go and buy a Nintendo DS and Pokemon.
2912 Back2Basics <Back2Basics> standard.h?
2810 Bacta <Bacta> i just assumed out of all the chans this one would be most knowledgable about such things
6492 Bacta <Bacta> srand(NULL) won't fix it :(
1787 BadBreath <BadBreath> Bobl: The morning I configured this irc client I just needed a nick and that was the first thing to come to mind..
4408 BadElvis <BadElvis> ok. thank you. this is very confusing since i am to learn java and c++ within 8 months
7121 Banderas <Banderas> i'm using youtube tutorials :P
7123 Banderas <Banderas> can anybody provide a link on how to use c++ to apply sql queries ?
3989 Baritus <Baritus> questionmark is the verb i thought
4423 BearGrylls <BearGrylls> ajohnstone: your first mistake was using linux
483 Ben <Ben> OR I could just hand it to firefox and let the Mozilla Foundation do the rest.
7129 Bierwagen1 <Bierwagen1> why do you don´t write with me litb_
3953 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> Java: A magical programming language/compiler/virtual machine/security system/lifestyle choice/pedagogical monoculture/floor wax/dessert topping invented by some Canadan nerd at Sun Microsystems.
3965 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> Java can run an infinite loop in 1.2 seconds
4034 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> "If you touch me I'll murder you and rape your bleeding corpse"
4045 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> "Is it just me or does that country look like a giant hard on"
4062 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> Bigcheese: thats what i said
4155 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> oh, and i like 14+ girls
4162 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> Calling C++ a derivitive of C is like calling a F22 a dirivitive of a freaking pidgion.
4224 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> I want to do web programming in c++, but it's so undersupported
4301 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> s/##c++/##c++-social s/C++/sex
4344 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> and i'm sitting here wondering wtf is wrong with my mouse
4370 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> Write once, debug everywhere.
4480 Bigcheese * Bigcheese dies a little inside after seeing somthing along the lines of "char* f(){string s("fdsd"); return s.c_str();}
4516 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> "Every computer, at the unreachable memory address 0x-1, stores a secret. I found it, and it is that all humans ar-- SEGMENTATION FAULT."
4707 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> I have a dream that one day chickens will be able to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
4813 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> I've never heard of xmms
4814 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> I don't listen to music
4892 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> hey... i'm like... not disconnecting
4932 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> we need a new language which doesn't have GC...
5022 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> I gave up and just edited the source code :P
5024 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> it's weird, when I was 17 I had no problem thinking a 15 year old was hot, now that i'm 18 it's just weird.
5168 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> Love is sacrifice
5246 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> AnthonyG: guess I'll need to use more lube next time
5262 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> I want to have sex
5267 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> I should sell my self
5318 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> I dumbed my gf
5369 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> but once it works is teh 1337
5384 Bigcheese * Bigcheese licks the tear off blank's face
5405 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> I should grab myself
5510 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> me love you long time
5629 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> o ya, I've always believed in evolution (as a process), as it's incredibility stupid to think it doesn't exist. But after scuba diving and seeing all the vast life forms in the ocean, I've been thinking about it again.
5630 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> Because I _know_ God exists.
5659 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> we finally kissed someplace other than your bed!
5710 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> like... seriously... I got my first gf a week after I switched my main pc over to Linux.
5789 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> if a hot teacher hinted at sex, I prolly would have gone for it.
5848 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> bigcheese sleeps, in bed, with women and is still a virgin.
5878 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> Many more people would have been tortured, murdered, and fucked up if my country had not saved them.
5899 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> What did whores do back in the day to not get pregnant?
5903 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> well, a really fat kid was going crazy, and bunched up this sticky white pad directly under the cover.
5923 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> i are noob
5926 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> We didn't take the land from "them". We took it away from sadam and gave it to its rightful owners.
5966 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> Last night I was thinking about loli, stayed up fo eva...
5969 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> and you just gave me the idea to simulate the fall of a piece of crap from one's butt into water.
6010 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> kinda hard to ignore a bright pink spot against a dull background.
6022 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> if you got two 15 year olds...
6103 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> well, we don't care about you.
6126 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> stop nging!
6176 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> I DEMAND A RECOUNT
6359 Bigcheese * Bigcheese starts humping miles33's leg like a dog.
6454 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> game engines can suck your balls.
6640 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> hey miles33: Large hardons will collide on Thursday night
6850 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> svm_invictvs: I think everyone should ride blank's cock.
6901 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> Chrome
7093 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> x is a bitch to configure, ambigious, and what AnthonyG said.
7136 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> ?
7138 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> at least we got it.
7151 Bigcheese <Bigcheese> Although it is kinda sad that my mom is crying over a damn website not working correctly on firefox...
1113 Bklyn <Bklyn> /nick ReallyObnoxiousASCIIArt
1392 Bklyn <Bklyn> SHOW ME THE MONKEY!
1757 Bklyn <Bklyn> Bobl: windows security model is actually a lot more sophisticated than UNIX
1842 Bklyn <Bklyn> w00h00, was just going to rewrite part of my tree class and realized I'd alredy done it!
1928 Bklyn <Bklyn> maybe there is a Redmond::String
2786 Bklyn <Bklyn> boy a macro named "iter". Thats not too likely to break much code
3256 Bklyn <Bklyn> Eclipser: and I hate those distros with every fiber of my being
4157 Bklyn <Bklyn> const GrammarTime& cant_touch_this;
5917 Bklyn * Bklyn is a lesbian trapped in a man's body
6094 Bklyn <Bklyn> I was trying to take this to ##c++-social for its off-topicness
6716 Blaenk <Blaenk> for example there's libtorrent which does it but it'd be overkill to use that, as it needs the boost libraries and what not
58 Bluewolf <Bluewolf> skarecrow, We can't help been smart
2917 Bluhd <Bluhd> PlasmaHH: I don't know what I would do if I couldn't adequately cool my meat.
2918 Bluhd <Bluhd> oh snap, I've been BASHed
2961 Bluhd <Bluhd> My kloc says it's 19:50 right now
3001 Bluhd <Bluhd> watch yourself, Peregrine, I like !grabbing people...
3053 Bluhd <Bluhd> WOO! OH YEAH! SEGFAULT! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
3062 Bluhd <Bluhd> Goddamn. We are nerds for trying to figure out how to code 2007.
3064 Bluhd <Bluhd> he larted you because you stopped touching me
3073 Bluhd <Bluhd> tarps can give head too
3078 Bluhd <Bluhd> Try compiling the source code instead of renaming .cpp to .exe
3140 Bluhd <Bluhd> !lart AnthonyG for using nolyc's larts
3142 Bluhd <Bluhd> I'm an idiot.
3144 Bluhd <Bluhd> Thou shalt obey the GNU Foundation.
3145 Bluhd <Bluhd> AnthonyG and I are the local retards.
3235 Bluhd <Bluhd> I'm surprised you didn't grab my last statement
3706 Bluhd <Bluhd> I HAVE A GIGANTIC PHALLUS
3707 Bluhd <Bluhd> NIGGA PLEEZ
3710 Bluhd <Bluhd> PINGLES: ONCE YOU PARP YOU CAN'T STARP
4543 BobSapp <BobSapp> I thought boost was just a library for game development.
895 Bobl <Bobl> i wonder how they used to have classes before there was object orientation, they must have called it lectures
1174 Bobl <Bobl> i dont say much
1569 Bobl * Bobl inherited the nick of his late goldfish.
1641 Bobl <Bobl> raf256, in india they do it for free and throw in a kidney.
1686 Bobl <Bobl> raf256, because mobile phones are meant to phone people, not to browse websites or to take pictures or play some stupid banana throwing java game.
1701 Bobl <Bobl> daniel, come on give me more pr0n quotes.
1818 Bobl <Bobl> obrizt si a trasnexsual!
1820 Bobl <Bobl> oh yeah! lovely this poop bath.
1822 Bobl <Bobl> qalam, I'll make you a deal, if you stop removing it I'll stop adding it? You first.
5843 BorisJ <BorisJ> My code has no errors, I use boost.auto_correct :)
6948 BorisJ <BorisJ> nolyc appreciates the thanks, even if his tiny, digital, brain isn't sophisticated enough to form a cogent reply
2075 Bracker <Bracker> Okay, yes. I have Schildt's C++ The Complete reference, I'm studying it, but I decided to take a break from reading and just challenge myself.
1942 Brad <Brad> and then go to internet explorer and search "download fedora" because the very fact that you have that "start button" is a problem
921 Bread <Bread> So you're technically inside of a sandwich typing, correct?
2077 Bread <Bread> qalam?
2079 Bread <Bread> Ohh. So that's the difference between ' and ", thanks :)
1173 BrianTumor <BrianTumor> does std::cout use system("echo $") ?
3727 Brokul <Brokul> People today change sex. You could sure change nationality.
3739 Brokul <Brokul> Some fly just emerged from my keyboard. O_O
6598 Brownhat <Brownhat> !quote Brownhat
6599 Brownhat <Brownhat> Anyway, I finish getting the toothpaste out of my CD-ROM drive.
962 Budward <Budward> Would it be weird if I put my vidcam on myself and watched me code thinking I was a specially trained superhero?
1081 Budward <Budward> I'm back, but don't worry, I never have anything useful to say!
1755 Buggaboo <Buggaboo> People who claim not to have Pr0n, also deny they masturbate like horny monkeys.
1806 Buggaboo <Buggaboo> you wish you were gay, you'd get more ass.
1894 Buggaboo <Buggaboo> blank, last night I was checking out #include <numeric, algorithm, etc.> and my panties got moist by imagining the elegance of progging with those.
1919 Buggaboo <Buggaboo> even incest is tolerated in genetic algorithms :P
1930 Buggaboo <Buggaboo> gotta take a bath, my gf's complaining.
2022 Buggaboo <Buggaboo> qalam, Baka3, hm, no it's not brown, 2nd day wearing it, better luck next friday.
2074 Buggaboo <Buggaboo> I look at cock every day.
2237 Buggaboo <Buggaboo> Yo momma's so ugly, we had to typedef her.
2431 Buggaboo <Buggaboo> I wrote a multi-player abstracted 4-in-a-row game in java before... much easier in C++
2432 Buggaboo <Buggaboo> it's technically not a dildo unless it vibrates or "massages"
3474 Buggaboo <Buggaboo> well you know those brown thingies at the edge of the toilet, I aim and attack those.
3656 Buggaboo <Buggaboo> I bought this new motherboard now I'm broke.
3667 Buggaboo <Buggaboo> Btw, I pulled that statistical fact from my ass.
4819 Buggaboo <Buggaboo> I have serious idling to do... no time.
5069 Buggaboo <Buggaboo> Hm. All my quotes refers to some orifice or another.
6416 Buggaboo <Buggaboo> what the hell do you care, if you're not boinkering him/her.
6851 Buggaboo <Buggaboo> what's facebook about anyways?
3108 BunkaiSK <BunkaiSK> ville, I want to use magic wand to it as well
3786 Byan <Byan> class NuclearSubmarine : public Vehicle {
2056 CHodapp * CHodapp thinks . . . solve what Valgrind is telling me, or just hope my instructors won't notice the memory leak?
50 CMEX_ <CMEX_> Ravi: are you know where I can download Ravi?
1424 CMoH <CMoH> googling :)
669 CMoH-work <CMoH-work> this channel is pretty elitist
6852 CO2Games <CO2Games> Since when was a reference different from a pointer?
7037 CO2Games <CO2Games> that's strange as fuck someone needs to fix the langage
7038 CO2Games <CO2Games> I mean fuck, I'll just write my own string class
7039 CO2Games <CO2Games> I moved to c++ for the low-levelness
3621 Caleb1 <Caleb1> C++ did WTC
6625 CanOfRats <CanOfRats> anyone know the hex value of the enter button?
3580 CaptainMorgan <CaptainMorgan> raf256, don't listen to anyone.. fork is voodoo function which should never be used and can seriously harm your system.. fork actually crashed the main server of a top college
856 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> ya, u have to turn the part of the optimiser off that controls register vars, which can mean lossing other types of opimimizations
857 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> god does not kill sentient beings because someone is pleasuring themselfs in a heathly and natural way has god intended them too
904 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> I once met a girl who thought that lol ment lots of love and she was under the impression that netters were very sentimental
907 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> even my g/f cried and she is a ruthless killer
988 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> I went to art school, the only 8am class I had was life drawing, and mostly that would involve nude girls, dancers mostly from the models guild, so it was worth getting up for, I was never sleepy
989 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> I plan on stealing a nano-compiler and implenting it myself if I live long enough, I make nano-suits that feed people from the air itself and keep them warm
1048 Carbonflux * Carbonflux goes white seeing a semi-transpartent (void *)this; float by.
1138 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> just goes to show what happens when smart people get togather in a elite enviroment and share fresh ideas in a fast paced goal oriented context.
1325 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> 100 years from now the entire focus of technical civilisation will be to support video games
1326 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> I started burning out when I was working at MS, I started seeming invisible 'demonic' beings controling everyone, after that it was HARD to hold down a job, not because of skills but because it all seemed like a bad joke, these beings that control us are like the next level up the food chain, they are all over at MS....their agenda is the limiting of human evolution, also they feed on us.
1666 Carbonflux * Carbonflux runs out of the room ranting about blackholes and compile times.
1750 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> my cats will bite me sometimes, and scratch me, in play but they make me bleed sometimes, it itchs
1898 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> programming is war.
3068 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> most viruses are written by anti-virus corps.
3164 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> I miss MS DOS dammit
3302 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> take differental calculus for example, all lies.
3403 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> you can't ever fully learn C++
3495 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> people don't want to hear about Jesus and gnostic or occult traditions
3528 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> I can't help it if youssef_o has not had secret initations in the Masonic traditions
3840 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> imagine your a fresh young programmer from Sara Lawrance, clean skin and a good figure, anyway, your in this meeting with a technical lead who has written their own meta-compiler using a LEX lib for C++ and he wants to talk about coding standards, he gets up to close the door and you realise he has not bathed in weeks, when the door closes he stands behind you....
3986 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> I let my cat drive my car a lot
4593 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> face it, being young is like being high
5026 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> I think my words seem bigger now that I am chatting in 64bit.
5030 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> why is that a problem ?
5149 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> I do enjoy pleasure
5152 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> I know why MS was ahead on the 64 bit stuff now, a 64 bit app can use twice the ram a 32bit one does and run almost as fast.
5182 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> he is a weird guy, he would be fun to take LSD with i think
5185 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> Mission Accomplicated!
5186 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> ( I stole that from the daily show iirc )
5223 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> what I am saying is that Europe is the source of 87% of all the evil in the world
5226 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> the Nazi's used the same arguments for the unification of Europe as the EU does
5228 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> LimCore, I have a nice healthy girl friend in real life so its no problem.
5239 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> if the Jews want to rule the world I am not qualified to second guess them and interfere
5248 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> all hetro men are lesbians inside
5349 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> I would even go so far as to say Windows is in a weird way hard coded for four cores
5388 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> they "give good ping"
5450 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> take him down to the basement and play with him
5477 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> you just: type gg, ~, quit, have sex, rinse and repeat as needed
5496 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> looks like Firefox 4 is going to reinvent IE5
5501 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> miles33, what about sinking into degenerate teenage drug culture like your peers ?
5511 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> Lede, hell is where they need the ice water of FOSS imho ;)
5512 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> you know, I think the NSA should supplement its own budget by setting up a paid porn site featuring all the hidden cam footage they have.
5550 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> LimCore, its a cat girl, small boobs
5583 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> I will use java to flow text into it
5627 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> Objectifying woman turns you into a creepy leg humper
5640 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> pwned, I just explained how human spread the seeds by eating the fruit and shitting
5641 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> pwned, animals are human
5642 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> I remember a lot of my past lives
5663 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> asshole is just another lifestyle choice
5773 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> SlashLife, I am not trolling, I just think in several dimensions at once
5798 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> svchost, your view of woman as fuck-holes is the reason you don't get laid
5846 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> but they sure did like to shoot things
5875 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> Sir_Fawnpug, you are not claiming windows was written by niggers ?
5950 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> I heard it said that was the different between europieans and americans, they make rational laws and obey them, we make crazy laws and just ignore them.
5985 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> who were FAR more advanced
6000 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> the US is the most brainwashed nation in all of human history
6001 Carbonflux * Carbonflux passes under a rainbow and runs out of the room chasing a bunny thru a field of wild flowers
6027 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> anyone that would consciously choose to live in Redwood city is guilty of something
6037 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> its not how fat you are, its about your powers of mind control
6038 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> its not how fat you are, its about your powers of mind control
6115 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> wow i did know that
6150 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> you know, mount --bind is not a bad command
6222 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> really it was that wacky microsoft that forced me to start using unicode, all their api's started to switch over to it, they were like "wow, it uses more memory and we can justify it"
6236 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> blank = productivity
6461 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> in some ways process itself in Zen, blaa blaa blaa, you know what I mean
6562 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> I learned there how to control my next incarnation
6702 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> its not software
6758 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> hm, lots of people have sex with house hold objects and think they are a lesbian for a few years tho.
6759 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> hm, lots of people have sex with house hold objects and think they are a lesbian for a few years tho.
6798 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> hm, 2012 will be in London
6941 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> well, you know how music works etc
6943 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> quilzo, well, do you know what I mean tho? words aside?
6993 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> do you worry about keeping your credit card number secret from animals? birds, a cat or dog, insects, whatever?
6994 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> a good self-image is as much of a lie as a bad self-image so why not lie well and have a good one?
6997 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> ya but have you ever tried to teach a 20 year old about prostate massage? she just giggles or worse gets all serious
7011 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> just forget about that night in 1985, the 3 hookers, the old man, the shotgun, its over, in the past
7023 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> it like Mac is a neo-con platform with a liberal frontend
7029 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> am I doing it do?
7089 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> well, I would define "thinking" as one program watching another
7124 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> crap is a reserved word
7205 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> stroking the demon penis and pretending its all a joke
7220 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> Almathea_, nonsense you are one nasty piece of work, I have no respect for you at all, so I don't bother labeling you, really you are just noise from what I can tell.
7348 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> anyway, thats why I created Obama but now I worry he will get killed if elected, ah well. But at some point the power has to be transfered, real power too and then blacks will be just as evil as whites in the US and that will be a great "city on the hill" day.
7349 Carbonflux * Carbonflux hugs a Muslim
7426 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> what about wearing foam pads under the clothes and only having sex in the dark?
7451 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> tho I respect Satan
7452 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> to be a Satanist you have to be a Christian right?
7454 Carbonflux <Carbonflux> thats why they kidnap children, raise them as sex slaves and when they are too old hunt them like animals at a place in Texas. it has a floating hunting lodge too, like a barge, floats on marshes, very elegant really
4385 CashCow <CashCow> LOL
25 Catid_ <Catid_> Snrrrub: if you carve out an oompa lumpa, you can keep warm for days by sleeping inside
3613 Cebot <Cebot> ok, this is strange now, i added a line to my code which worked without any problems, now a friend of me has send me a patch for other files of the same project, those patches do not effect my code in any way, the prog compiles without any warning, but segfaults on my code line, even if i try it without my friends patches it segfaults now, and the strange thing is: it didn't segfault before
4565 Cecen <Cecen> Google is terrorist for not giving the US government search logs
4835 Cecen <Cecen> Is there any common application of bitwise shift operators? Other than in encryption
5088 Cecen <Cecen> If a guy masturbates for me and I record it and show people, is it illegal?
5121 Cecen <Cecen> Is your mom hot?
5254 Cecen * Cecen is in their story on cyberbullying in Stickam.
5313 Cecen <Cecen> Programming is fun when you aren't getting errors.
5347 Cecen <Cecen> miles33: I can dress up.
5402 Cecen <Cecen> By the way, you already hired me, no take backs.
5461 Cecen <Cecen> miles33: My friends are exclusively female. They're also sluts. Would you like one?
5471 Cecen <Cecen> Legal in Canada.
5473 Cecen <Cecen> I don't have to shave, I had it lazered.
5489 Cecen <Cecen> I like C++ because I like DANGER!
5499 Cecen <Cecen> But for example.. If I boot my computer without a Windows installation, it boots to DOS, yes?
5500 Cecen <Cecen> Don't grab me.
5503 Cecen <Cecen> You never know where they're going to pop up.
5547 Cecen <Cecen> Yeah. I'm going to learn. Fast. Transfering files from one hard drive to another can't be too hard, can it?
5577 Cecen <Cecen> God, I hate when my parents don't close their door.
5578 Cecen <Cecen> Bits aren't bytes, are they?
5683 Cecen <Cecen> ._. For some reason, torrents destroy my web browsing speed.
5749 Cecen <Cecen> Unfortunately, video games no longer entertain me very well. D:
5801 Cecen <Cecen> MFC is fun.
5832 Cecen <Cecen> Hm.. Does anyone have any idea why MSVS won't compile my inline asm?
5991 Cecen <Cecen> D; You evil attempted grabbers.
5992 Cecen <Cecen> I hate fat people who aren't good at anything.
6111 Cecen <Cecen> Win or win?
6231 Cecen <Cecen> Web programmers are a dime a dozen.
6232 Cecen <Cecen> Just rent a hooker.
6315 Cecen <Cecen> I love MFC.
6380 Cecen <Cecen> That is to say, it's wider than me. And rather big.
6381 Cecen <Cecen> Where else can I grab it from?
6444 Cecen <Cecen> MFC.
6494 Cecen <Cecen> D: AH, C.
6496 Cecen * Cecen feels like he's on the last boss of MFC.
6714 Cecen <Cecen> Last time I looked, there were a lot. Now it's all 'Lol, C++? Really? Screw that, we want PHP and Java!'
6777 Cecen <Cecen> What do stories and poems have to do with being cultured?
6913 Cecen <Cecen> MFC is beautiful.
6946 Cecen <Cecen> PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE
7094 Cecen <Cecen> Real men don't comment their code.
7097 Cecen <Cecen> (myfunc ( (1 2 3) (4 5 6) ) ) crashes my interpreter
7131 Cecen <Cecen> Spending hours upon hours coercing a hot guy into getting naked on webcam, then having his girlfriend come online/parents come home/whatever just before he does it is the worst experience ever ._.'
7147 Cecen <Cecen> It shouldn't be called getline, then! It should be called something like getuntildelimiter
7211 Cecen <Cecen> ostreams are used for writing, istreams for reading, right?
7290 Cecen <Cecen> I went to scratch my balls last night, and my nail made a little cut in the scrotum. It hurts to touch. Really badly.
7314 Cecen <Cecen> Kuroshitsuji was good tonight. There was even some implied boy x boy.
6830 Cecen_ <Cecen_> Then you define planes to trim the penetration to and offsets
6843 Cecen_ <Cecen_> D: Wow I'm retarded
6738 Celestar <Celestar> LOWER_CASE_: cstdio.h
6703 CelestarT42p <CelestarT42p> Oxyd: sure. but the OS runs as root
5343 Chestal <Chestal> at 15 I thought I knew a lot, at 18 I thought I knew almost everything, at 21 I knew I know almost nothing
6434 Chewbacca <Chewbacca> !nolyc
2394 ChinaBoy <ChinaBoy> alright
1378 Chowmein <Chowmein> What's wrong with text messaging?
773 Chowmeined <Chowmeined> its taking the thing and putting in the thing
2370 ChrOnX <ChrOnX> i really appreciate it
2051 ChrOnX` <ChrOnX`> anyone know how to capture video from a webcam in C++ ???
2638 ChrisGrade <ChrisGrade> My requirement is to make it perfect
2677 ChrisGrade <ChrisGrade> I think Eelis is a well-programmed bot
908 Cin <Cin> You learn so much more than just C++ on the the #C++ channel.
1708 Cin <Cin> Because he's fat, like orbitz.
1971 Cin <Cin> You can't hide from an elephant.
4322 Cin <Cin> my other car is a cdr
6705 Clanner <Clanner> Hi, I'm trying to experiment with c++, so far, my cmd always closes before i can read anything, i'd have to manually open cmd and execute the file there. Is there a command that i can use that will allow my cmd screen to not close when i open my app?
1077 Coag <Coag> you guys are deliciously sarcastic and sadistic!
5211 Cobi_ <Cobi_> Where i can get the Borland C++ 3?
2713 Codex_ <Codex_> mek86: maybe this helps: int main() { std::cout << "Hello World!" << std::endl; }
3820 Codex_ <Codex_> all your designs are bad. only my design is good, my own. :-)
4187 Codex_ <Codex_> g++ has always been better than using plain C...
4456 Codex_ <Codex_> I just use whatever version debian has by default. I dont need bleeding edge :)
4521 Codex_ <Codex_> ville: I don't see how that was wrong in any way.
4815 Codex_ <Codex_> eclipser: sure. I dont like all-lowercase.
4853 Codex_ <Codex_> There are important differences between pointers and references: pointers are mostly useful for storage of objects, while references are mostly useful for function parameters.
5919 Codex_ <Codex_> what does rick rolling mean?
6842 Codex_ <Codex_> y=mx+b => y-mx=mx+b-mx => y-mx=b+(mx-mx) => y-mx=b+0 => y-mx=b
7007 Codex_ <Codex_> dynamic cast inside operator= must be the worst idea ever :)
7022 Codex_ <Codex_> it'll be big disappointment if the 2billion investment for LHC will not even cause universe to be destroyed...
7146 Codex_ <Codex_> you need to provide whole signature when your doing friend.
3795 CoffeeBuzz <CoffeeBuzz> i remember some young mathematician trying to explain a branch of math where "inf * 0 = 1"
6466 CoffeeBuzz <CoffeeBuzz> heh, http://gcc.gnu.org/ml/libstdc++/2008-06/msg00031.html thats my post ;) first hit on ggl, w00t >_>
6540 CoffeeBuzz <CoffeeBuzz> Blecki, some consider "over-engineered and ugly" to mean "elegant" ;)
6900 CoffeeBuzz <CoffeeBuzz> i'm 37, i'm not old
7409 CoffeeBuzz <CoffeeBuzz> and why we drive on parkways and park on driveways
6611 ComaWhite <ComaWhite> lesbians topless in orange juice commericals
2121 ConfidentiaL <ConfidentiaL> but in Dev-C++ you can just press the button "compile"...
1934 Cowmoo <Cowmoo> gonads
2053 Cowmoo <Cowmoo> ...
2054 Cowmoo <Cowmoo> ChrOnX`: stop it
2365 Cowmoo <Cowmoo> what's wrong with you idiots
3412 Cowmoo <Cowmoo> discuss what? you asked how to say that in plain englihs, I todl you.
4588 Cowmoo <Cowmoo> how do i shot web
6233 CppMonster <CppMonster> Can someone please ban me, permanent please, so I never evem accidentally join again
3447 Cpudan80 <Cpudan80> I thought knowing Java and C would be sufficient
5140 Cpudan80 <Cpudan80> geordi: Ok, can you be a little more specific ?
5821 Craylong <Craylong> the c++ stdlib sucks ass anyway, so i don't miss
3355 CrazyTux <CrazyTux> plus.hpp:4: warning: keyword 'export' not implemented, and will be ignored what does that generally mean? I'm trying to use templates.
230 D-Code <D-Code> I had a cat once that always over-pissed my floor. When I got home I had my own yellow tsunami on the floor. ..... I went and pissed in the cats litterbox afterwards.... all the corns couldn't suck it all up.... and it gave a funny sizzling sound.
1315 DDustin <DDustin> Josh14:18 Thou shalt not declare an int type where there would otherwise be ...
976 DFPercush <DFPercush> well, i guess i must be a crappy programmer then, lol
6044 DMWM <DMWM> well i coded a win32 application which deals with encryption, shredding and all...the problem is it is able to handle files up to 30MB easily...but when larger file sizes comes, the program hangs and doesnt respond...but it does respond once it completes its task....is there a way to make the app not hang
5939 Daiocles <Daiocles> hi, i know this is kinda offtopic, but do you know of any program that converts unstructured code into structured?
4983 DamnInternet <DamnInternet> Ok, can I get an link to a compilitor with qt? Like the Microsoft Visual C# ting!
6316 Danmer <Danmer> i thought <3 is ass
1960 DarkUranium <DarkUranium> braden: I'm just saying that it's a good engine... But if you know any better 3D engines (preferrabely with OpenGL. or Direct3D AND OpenGL)
3306 DavidHKMrPowers <DavidHKMrPowers> say, if i need to use it for 100 times
5404 DavidLeon <DavidLeon> Zogatribe: yeah, i stated, i'm impotent over this trim down process
6399 Davinci2008 <Davinci2008> mine will be 800x600 because nobody loves 640x480 anymore
6450 Davinci2008 <Davinci2008> not as cool as C!
6468 Davinci2008 <Davinci2008> I like using namespace std;
6482 Davinci2008 <Davinci2008> go read a book
6483 Davinci2008 <Davinci2008> baaba: who is the troll? I guess it is you
6484 Davinci2008 <Davinci2008> wow, you are a genious man
6485 Davinci2008 <Davinci2008> instead of random sentences
6487 Davinci2008 <Davinci2008> citing my nonsense IRC
6488 Davinci2008 <Davinci2008> citing my nonsense IRC
6489 Davinci2008 <Davinci2008> blank, dont fuck me here, I am not in gamedev thanks to you, idiot
2460 DeX_ <DeX_> this nolyc guy is very informative :p
6449 DebianUT <DebianUT> I has to be in c++
4825 Decinoge <Decinoge> but still, i felt realy confortable with it... and sure was fast
4921 Decinoge <Decinoge> NOW I WANT TO KNOW WHO WERE THE IDIOTS THAT TOLD ME TO INSTALL LINUX
5176 Decinoge <Decinoge> i wanna learn how to avoid IFs
6473 Deco <Deco> You can pick on me all you want, it won't change the fact that my life is easier than yours
6479 DecoDaMan <DecoDaMan> What the hell, heaps of people quote, and then rejoined
7171 Dee|0x29a <Dee|0x29a> yea.. multibyte is used for bytes really
923 Defty <Defty> i probably have noen..
924 Defty <Defty> actually i was under the false assumption that grabbing was some kind of gay joke for months on this channel
2883 Defty <Defty> so, do females also "compile" your messages somehow? does something you feed to them actually make a working program?
2933 Defty <Defty> (actually not even the first time but anyway)
3472 Defty <Defty> molesterone, a new hormonoe
2806 Dekon <Dekon> You guys scare me. :(
6229 DerDracle <DerDracle> C++ is a mutated C with bolts in its neck.
6239 DerDracle <DerDracle> Sometimes I'm astounded at the power of C++ :p
568 DevinT <DevinT> IRC support groups always help
1668 Dhruba_ <Dhruba_> Bryjorn Straupee is the best C++ programmer, inventor of C++
1630 DjKritical <DjKritical> My sockets are dynamic and numerous...
655 Doow <Doow> there's been an increasing number of traps here lately
1062 Doow <Doow> in some way the people at ##c++ are their own infinte loop
1902 Doow <Doow> c++ is good when you want more pluses than c, but less pluses than c#
148 DrArcheh <DrArcheh> if c++ was called c--, that would have saved loads of inkt while printing documents that contain its name
1023 DrChemicalX <DrChemicalX> Indeed they arent, in contrast to chinese, american's are intellectually superior... :p
6995 DrFrankenstein * DrFrankenstein uses Notepad++ in Wine. lol.
3941 Dr_Link <Dr_Link> You can /whois me.
2165 Drake <Drake> woa, if your pc is overheating, it wont compile right? i guess thats common sense, but i never thought about it
1593 Drauka36s * Drauka36s loves himself
1615 Drauka36s <Drauka36s> eLeCTR0n_: Probably, but this is ##C++. If you are clever, though, you might be able to fool us. We're not that bright, as a group.
4625 Duther <Duther> Not so much, in C++ implicit conversions are rare
4715 Duzzy <Duzzy> let's see, new employeer: "so, hmm, why did you get fired from your last job", answer "well, i needed to purchase a table, so i chose that above my job"
3925 EArmbrust <EArmbrust> when i was talking about an idiot, i wasn't referring to you. but since you seem to feel I was, i'm beginning to wonder...
5080 ESphynx * ESphynx should go back to school to go after girls
4848 EXetoC <EXetoC> I need to forward declarate if i, in a class, declare a pointer to another class, right?
4849 EXetoC <EXetoC> bad grab indeed... thanks for the help doodz, later!
1628 EagertoLearn <EagertoLearn> my only experience in programming is VB and i expected VC++ to be exactly like VB - i see its not
443 Eclipse75 <Eclipse75> Adrinael, your almost like a bot. Your on 24/7 and serve our needs.
1211 Eclipser <Eclipser> orbitz, your skill to typo has no match in this world
1218 Eclipser * Eclipser knows absolutely nothing of alcohol
1289 Eclipser <Eclipser> I had a miserable childhood
1537 Eclipser * Eclipser just coded almost two hours in VB and survived
1944 Eclipser <Eclipser> mike84, read what?
2348 Eclipser <Eclipser> 14:06 [freenode] -!- Cannot join to channel #apache (You have joined to too many channels)
2592 Eclipser <Eclipser> don't trust "people"
2654 Eclipser <Eclipser> go play with his privates
2952 Eclipser <Eclipser> lalala, if we had more languages in here, how would we be able to rant?
3184 Eclipser <Eclipser> I can read!
3233 Eclipser <Eclipser> I'd rather sterilize mysefl
3254 Eclipser <Eclipser> like that
3282 Eclipser <Eclipser> 2+2 > 5 for extremely large values of 2!
3356 Eclipser * Eclipser doesn't use Eclipse!
3401 Eclipser <Eclipser> I feel crap when I wake up..
3586 Eclipser <Eclipser> gah, IRC won't let me go to sleep!
3594 Eclipser <Eclipser> I can't get myself to call my parents because my playlist has too much good music and I don't want to stop listening
3680 Eclipser <Eclipser> I have like 30 gtkmm pages open in firefox..
3844 Eclipser * Eclipser is proud to admit that he has never had a girlfriend
3849 Eclipser <Eclipser> damn I wish my grandmother IRC'd, my phone is too far
3854 Eclipser <Eclipser> libglademm makes things so easy that it feels like a crime
3931 Eclipser <Eclipser> buying sw is a sin
3960 Eclipser <Eclipser> qt is bearable as long as you don't have to code in it
4002 Eclipser <Eclipser> I hate the heat and all that bright stuff
4009 Eclipser <Eclipser> I've carefully designed my looks to keep distance with women..
4234 Eclipser <Eclipser> who's richard stallman?
4747 Eclipser <Eclipser> I was in #java way before Eclipse even existed
4821 Eclipser <Eclipser> litb, all operating systems are pure crap o.O
4857 Eclipser <Eclipser> I was supposed to write ../build and I wrote ../blind
3974 Edso <Edso> you guys want money
5330 EdwardTeller <EdwardTeller> w000t: C++ do much more, but for few ones
616 Eelis <Eelis> that makes no sense whatsoever. but then again few things do around here
718 Eelis <Eelis> c++ metaprogramming is far from mature. at the moment it's cryptic hackery that abuses language features into something useful. just look at the syntax involved in defining a template metafunction
828 Eelis <Eelis> i tried loving Emacs, but it never loved me back so i left it
982 Eelis <Eelis> and very productive. last night i wrote 500 lines of no code straight
1041 Eelis <Eelis> when i wake up people have gone to sleep twice already!
1068 Eelis <Eelis> STFU, RTFM, STFW, OMG!
1072 Eelis <Eelis> be sure to wipe thoroughly after a brain dump as wet and filthy as that one just now
1083 Eelis <Eelis> i caught my standard library browsing my pr0n collection the other day after i'd accidentally dereferenced an end-iterator
1097 Eelis <Eelis> ##C++ is becoming more and more like certain mindless American news television broadcast companies where only brief quotable soundbites ("grabs") count
1120 Eelis <Eelis> but it's the grabber's fault, not the grabbee's
1263 Eelis <Eelis> here's a Tie-fighter chasing a ditit: (=)o) = (.)(.)
1291 Eelis <Eelis> wow, you're like a grammar-orbitz
1321 Eelis <Eelis> "A witty quote proves nothing." - anonymous
1340 Eelis <Eelis> Please state the nature of the C++ emergency.
1341 Eelis <Eelis> so phrakture's code was WRONG WRONG WRONG!! HORRIBLY WRONG!! BAD CODE!!
1359 Eelis <Eelis> you need to prefetch the secondary stack buffer protocol stabilizer
1383 Eelis <Eelis> this is... how i would imagine... bush would type... if he knew how to type...
1386 Eelis <Eelis> std::bitset always makes me think of lingerie
1405 Eelis <Eelis> rohan: the moral of the story is: sort your issues out with your moron boyfriend
1570 Eelis <Eelis> am i the only one that pronounces "faq" as "fuck" ?
1629 Eelis <Eelis> i make screenshots with my screenshotgun
1639 Eelis <Eelis> you disappoint me, cylon
1687 Eelis <Eelis> lynx sucks for porn
1742 Eelis <Eelis> given the choice between little hassle and lot of hassle, i recommend that you go with little hassle. this concludes my wise recommendation of the day
1753 Eelis <Eelis> i must apologize for my fellow dutchmen, they have a tendency to emphasize their nationality at every possible occasion
1809 Eelis <Eelis> in pixel-land, C++ plots against you
1825 Eelis <Eelis> i'd be a communist if i cared about society
1873 Eelis <Eelis> when i die, the 3 people at the funeral will say: "oh well, at least he got rid of funky nick characters in freenode/##c++"
1978 Eelis <Eelis> bah, i kept my mouth shut for 20 minutes hoping to be grabbed..
1990 Eelis <Eelis> if i were a C++ teacher i'd ask trick questions about "STL", hah!
1999 Eelis <Eelis> noir: you're just jealous cause i'm in touch with my feminine side
2014 Eelis <Eelis> i've hated kids ever since i was a little kid
2015 Eelis <Eelis> speculating about perfect worlds is acedemic masturbation. one of C++'s strengths is that its designers are not interested in acedemic masturbation
2021 Eelis <Eelis> !give lnc rafb
2094 Eelis <Eelis> i had a *really* hard time holding back harsh comments when a professor of mine mentioned "STL"
2101 Eelis <Eelis> Trevor: i nominate your problem description for Worst Problem Description Of The Week
2116 Eelis <Eelis> wow, you're like a human !wtf?
2189 Eelis <Eelis> pff, isolation would make the problem trivial. where's the sport in that?!
2211 Eelis <Eelis> opening the links: good. mentioning "STL": bad. searching in books: good. total score: 1
2212 Eelis <Eelis> i read all my programming books on the john. that way when i decide a book stinks i can immediately use it for toilet paper
2218 Eelis <Eelis> i dunno, i never programmed in C. C is certainly easier
2563 Eelis <Eelis> so if i make a C++ application to wipe my ass, does that make ass-wiping an appropriate topic here?
2575 Eelis * Eelis works to construct an analog literal version of "pizza hut"
2614 Eelis <Eelis> if i were dr sooeng, Data's face would look like this: #$
2618 Eelis <Eelis> blackelf: orbitz uses an alternative syntax for english, too
2630 Eelis <Eelis> jasoneisen: wordnet tells me a gander is a mature male goose. i have no idea what you're talking about
2640 Eelis <Eelis> surrounded by quotes it'd make a good string literal, but that's about as close as it can ever be to validity
2642 Eelis <Eelis> cross-dressing has been a major military tactic for thousands of years
2652 Eelis <Eelis> i think that's a flawed smiley
2657 Eelis <Eelis> then if the program can't find its files using google, make it ask on random irc channels
2665 Eelis <Eelis> !stl
2690 Eelis <Eelis> for (unsigned int i = 1; i; ++i) std::cout << " "; // should clear the "text window" in standard C++ :)
2709 Eelis <Eelis> hold his head while i spoonfeed him
3039 Eelis <Eelis> i was being sarcastic. shut the fuck up
3040 Eelis <Eelis> honestly, how retarded must you be to think that discussing spicy chili with sugar is appropriate on a C++ channel?
3060 Eelis <Eelis> bjarne is too busy living the good life, surrounded by hordes of cute geek chicks that lust after him
3122 Eelis <Eelis> how can i lighten up when braden and others are turning this channel into ##posix?
3179 Eelis <Eelis> i ate my copy of the standard in an attempt to consume all the knowledge in it
3203 Eelis <Eelis> this channel desperately needs more solid party poopers like ville
3206 Eelis <Eelis> gr00ber: no. it has "evil" written all over it.
3243 Eelis <Eelis> the enterprise was programmed in haskell though. i asked geordi on a convention
3249 Eelis <Eelis> you're so bitterly cynical. i love it
3398 Eelis <Eelis> if i ever end up defending some hollywood crackwhore's looks in here, please kill me
3527 Eelis <Eelis> Tenttu: i'm not sure i understand. are you accusing me of being off-topic?
3565 Eelis <Eelis> wouterrr: C++ isn't meant for normal human beings
3566 Eelis <Eelis> enough with the random crap grabbing already
3606 Eelis <Eelis> .c !! get him!!
3628 Eelis <Eelis> excellent. now shut up
3655 Eelis <Eelis> i find the blanket statement "set pointers to 0 when they do not point to valid objects" silly. the proper advice is: "it can be useful in certain cases to have an invariant dictating that a certain pointer is 0 under certain conditions"
3673 Eelis <Eelis> octothorpes are called "sharps" now?
3684 Eelis <Eelis> Bruce Eckel is a fool
3691 Eelis <Eelis> pah, reinterpret_cast<mercedes>(horsecock(huge, upright)) doesn't work! C++ is so inflexible!
3737 Eelis <Eelis> i like dirtying statues <grabshield/>
3824 Eelis <Eelis> i get all my good algorithm recipes from Martha Stewart's wiki!
3835 Eelis <Eelis> you do realize that it's only a matter of time before i wipe all those crap factoids away, rigth?
3888 Eelis <Eelis> sp_mfilter: once your insults are those of a grown-up, i'll respond like a grown up. until then, "NO U" will do fine
3920 Eelis <Eelis> !help grab
3923 Eelis <Eelis> i hate flash because it breaks every usability rule in the book.
3955 Eelis <Eelis> it'd go like: cute chick: "hey eelis, fancy a drink?" eelis: "take it to ##c++-social, ma'am"
3966 Eelis <Eelis> AnthonyG: do you know what "semantics" means?
3971 Eelis <Eelis> oiaohm: they scare me because they perversely enjoy writing C code
4021 Eelis <Eelis> Mixmasterxp: if you unfold this "book" object, you'll find pieces of dead tree filled with letters, bearing a striking resemblance to "online tuts", except that they make more sense
4030 Eelis <Eelis> it shouldn't come as a surprise that references are superior for passing by _reference_
4042 Eelis <Eelis> i heard duke nukem forever uses hurd as a scripting engine
4431 Eelis <Eelis> biographies and erotica in ##c++-social, please
4852 Eelis <Eelis> 1 minute in ##c++-social and i'm already confused
4989 Eelis <Eelis> it's like attempting to crack open a vault by licking it for 3 hours after having eaten jelly beans
6338 Eelis <Eelis> litb: you disappoint me.
6385 Eelis <Eelis> C++ is the spartan hoplite. C is the spartan hoplite without the spear, shield, and sword -- a sandal wearing greek thug
6390 Eelis <Eelis> (who cares?)
6391 Eelis <Eelis> crap grab..
6392 Eelis <Eelis> even crappier grab..
6393 Eelis <Eelis> you're ruining my grab record!
6500 Eelis <Eelis> HTT-Bird / MadDavinci: please don't use nolyc commands you don't understand
6530 Eelis <Eelis> i'm not sure what's grab-worthy about "use !" though
6538 Eelis <Eelis> i had hoped it was the sound of you cracking open your wallet to buy a decent book
6796 Eelis <Eelis> LimCore: ok then, you asked for it: if i write an ass-wiping-program in C++, does that make ass-wiping on-topic? (answer: no, it does not)
6891 Eelis <Eelis> coppro: you're trying to educate a guy who was trying to break geordi by making it say naughty words. give up already!
7155 Eelis <Eelis> Lede: indeed, that's a nice feeling, but it's nothing compared to the feeling you'll get 10 minutes from now when you realize you're running the previous version of the executable
7174 Eelis <Eelis> nothing more pathetic than successive ego-rq'ing
7289 Eelis <Eelis> PovAddict: just trying to steer the conversation away from moustaches
7316 Eelis <Eelis> I-I is my favorite 0 literal
7042 Eiler <Eiler> Zharf: that dont bite on me, IE is very good
7101 Eisenhower <Eisenhower> Eisenhower: yes
4889 Eisenhowerz <Eisenhowerz> hey is http://freshmeat.net/projects/poker-eval/ windows compaitable
131 Elkore <Elkore> any1 know an irc channel that can help me with my c++ homework? I'm really lost
6657 Enchanted <Enchanted> Anyone know of ay good video tutorials on c++ not youtbe =P
7067 Enchanted <Enchanted> is tic tac toe program classed as beginner, inte, experienced coder?
4980 Enfilade <Enfilade> something more like IE7 would be better
5196 Enfilade <Enfilade> 'CHKDSK might possibly have found errors on some volume, somewhere'
5256 Enfilade <Enfilade> it was both hilarious and infuriating
5147 Enfi|ade <Enfi|ade> Is there anything like Boost but for C?
5156 Enfi|ade <Enfi|ade> [00:40] <wcstok> well who knows when the value of 0 might suddenly change due to solar flares or sunspots or somesuch thing <-- A handy hint for those compiling programs during solar storms
1262 Entity-Dude <Entity-Dude> please end it quickly : this is painfull
1421 Entity-Dude <Entity-Dude> i cant take it anymore
2112 Escherial <Escherial> i mean, blocking is fine; i'm interested in functions that just the return without the user pressing enter or return
6744 Eudoxus <Eudoxus> Is it possible to be sexually oriented towards not male/female but rather C++ code? Do such phenomena exist among C++ coders?
759 EvanCarroll <EvanCarroll> RadSurfer: bend over and lets make babies.
4499 EvanR <EvanR> bla bla standards
4500 EvanR <EvanR> who cares about standards if you have to work with non standard compliant tools
4562 EvanR <EvanR> sex is not allowed on irc anyway, considering the laws of physics
4656 EvanR <EvanR> so THAT what !grab does
4657 EvanR <EvanR> rofl
4668 EvanR <EvanR> blank: no erection?
7430 EvanR <EvanR> !give EvanR std::streambuf
4910 Evil_ <Evil_> is there a form of MSDN for linux lol
5072 Evil_ <Evil_> What's UB?
5806 Evilfish <Evilfish> dmwit: I know, but my program has to be as low level as possible, because of various reasons
2611 Excelsior <Excelsior> Thanks, harre.
1783 FantasticFoo <FantasticFoo> err, two totally contradictory answers, here
2645 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> A very deformed penis you have there, svm.
2646 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> braden: Only for the one pouring tea over their cock.
2647 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> Ime deflating cocks tend not to make that much of a noise..
3132 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> #boost hates qamar. ¬_¬
3520 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> .join #peregrine'smum
4190 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> Did the NO DON'T USE POINTERS NO NO NEVER NOT UNLESS YOU REALLY HAVE TO not give you a hint?
4204 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> HAIL TEMPLATES!
4384 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> (Using goto!)
4526 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> Or a woman with square booms and a twin sister with nipple-count-disorder.
4659 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> I achieved something. \o/
4840 FauxFaux * FauxFaux looks at some C code that absolutely won't be ported to C++, knows that I'm going to have to fix it, and cries.
4944 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> I really don't, though. I just know everything. =P
4945 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> boost::uint_1337.
4953 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> braden: We love teh cock, it's unavoidable.
5260 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> Lede is youssef?!
5443 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> If I had ops, this chanel would be quieter than ##iso-c++.
5697 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> I came, I saw, I came.
6083 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> I find not killing everyone challenging, at least.
6266 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> I'd fuck it.
6293 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> 1tb 2.5" server form drives'll be out soon, you can almost certainly get one of those in your mouth (with practice).
6706 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> Python shall die under my almighty cock. Php for the win!
6785 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> I get cock. :D
6860 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> My brother? AIDS. My sister? AIDS.
6890 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> < motivational poster> The only common factor in all your disfunctional relationships is you.
7100 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake."
7214 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> Nah, we literally use clitoris.
7236 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> triplie: Niggers are red, niggers are blue, if you open up photoshop, and screw with the hue.
7324 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> Windows is the shit, bitches.
7390 FauxFaux <FauxFaux> blank: I AM YOUR HOLY VIRGIN
4816 Fenix-Dark <Fenix-Dark> do comments have an affect on performance?
7372 Ferrenrock <Ferrenrock> ok I'm stupid
71 Feto * Feto is grabbed in a manly way
85 Feto <Feto> i want to get fondled :(
144 Feto <Feto> anything with nipples on it is a good grab in fact
255 Feto <Feto> cylon doesn't grab in a manly way
473 Feto <Feto> women are the answer... get someone to yell at you
1076 Feto <Feto> you can only play with your friends' privates
1159 Feto <Feto> i tink i got fungi in my ear... i scratch it and my finger smells like feet :S
2148 Feto <Feto> rigelf: NOTHING is as cool as boost::*
2991 Feto <Feto> gaypink_elf: yo mama so gay.... she's yo papa
2993 Feto <Feto> that's the whole point of a grab... you don't care the context, you just wanna grab something
2994 Feto <Feto> hmmmhmm.. two grabs in less than 10 minutes.. i'm getting excited
3086 Feto <Feto> =)
3336 Feto <Feto> never anything from MS will be in any standard, as never any standard will be in anything MS.... that's how it works... a perfect XOR
4167 Feto * Feto regrets the attempt
4168 Feto <Feto> and that's the probablilty of usinga ll 512 numbers...
35 Fetrovsky * Fetrovsky rubs his circle-shaped manlyness
244 Fetrovsky <Fetrovsky> I wanna get Cyloned... sounds like fun
381 Fetrovsky * Fetrovsky runs around looking for a man
1836 Fetrovsky <Fetrovsky> GOD! Am I Stupid!
1965 Fetrovsky * Fetrovsky runs away naked... shaking fierce fist at GCC
3061 Fetrovsky <Fetrovsky> If you hav