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Quote ID	Nick	Quote
4039	ADINSX	<ADINSX> someone should put a counter on the knock up notchin so we know what notch we're currently knocked up to
1313	AI_coder	<AI_coder> It's an unsized integer?
6712	AL3X^^	<AL3X^^> segfault ? hmm, I dont know it eighter :S
3935	AMX	<AMX> opcom, isn't it "str" for string variable?
5302	AMcBain	<AMcBain> It's a templated class! There is no way to strip it down and give you a test caseQ!
6918	AP_	<AP_> You are right "nolyc"
1715	Aardwolf	<Aardwolf> Runescape > WoW
1874	Aardwolf	<Aardwolf> java is like C++ on coffee
2374	Aardwolf	<Aardwolf> My C++ book is from 1990!!
2440	Aardwolf	<Aardwolf> people might think horsecock is C++ terminology
2445	Aardwolf	<Aardwolf> I want to make the best MMORPG ever where you can do anything and it'll have better graphics than WoW. But where can I download a program to make a MMORPG?
2514	Aardwolf	<Aardwolf> planeshift, I logged in to that game once when the first beta was released, you could only walk around back then and do nothing else
2729	Aardwolf	<Aardwolf> if the cost of hamster food will be less than that of electricity :)
2847	Aardwolf	<Aardwolf> If compilers had feelings, they certainly wouldn't compile your code
2851	Aardwolf	<Aardwolf> invisible C++ > visual C++
5004	Aardwolf	<Aardwolf> emilk, int O_o, o_o, O_O, *_O; (*_O) = (O_o) <(o_o)> (O_O);
2142	Ace	<Ace> talking to you is futile
136	AcidReign	<AcidReign> in soviet russa, machine operates you
2827	Ademan	<Ademan> my girlfriend thinks computers are black magic
2396	AdolfH	<AdolfH> and my name is after Hitler, im a fan of him
3	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Emacs is kinda like sendmail. Both are good but neither has a good editor or MTA.
5	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Once I dreamt that I coded in lisp, and whenever I finished a function, it went playing Quake 3. And I got furious, since you cannot get any code done when your functions just shoot each other.
7	Adrinael	<Adrinael> What makes women ultracute is... when they borrow your t-shirt and it's way too big for them
32	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Nobody expects camel humpers
46	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Wait. That doesn't make sense.
66	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I Am Something Unpossimateable.
103	Adrinael	<Adrinael> rj1, your compiler is older than the new pope
151	Adrinael	<Adrinael> That's ok, we love nonsense
152	Adrinael	<Adrinael> You could die on your deathbed
174	Adrinael	<Adrinael> HansZ, I don't want to offend you, but you are really dense, slow, thick-headed and passive.
184	Adrinael	* Adrinael makes a test case!
194	Adrinael	<Adrinael> blank is my favorite woman
238	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Feto, some people believe underwear is the minimum for this channel
240	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Now that's naughty.
247	Adrinael	* Adrinael fondles Fetrovsky's privates
254	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Now even nostalgia isn't what it used to be.
271	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Arrays give me shivers
352	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Lipsicution is the method of larting the users of inferior programming languages.
365	Adrinael	<Adrinael> shared_ptr, no, lisp is readable
395	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I need if its last name is Itate.
413	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I see lisp! I see lisp!
427	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Tell them they couldn't grab orbitz's ass even if someone was grabbing his ass and they were doing it
467	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Yellow just squeezes hard, grabs the bum and +q's
489	Adrinael	<Adrinael> boost::please can help
498	Adrinael	<Adrinael> So many priceless lines, so few opportunities to grab.
502	Adrinael	<Adrinael> boost doesn't have issues. It has episodes.
503	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I'm silent for an hour and people get worried.
505	Adrinael	* Adrinael kicks mauke for not being here
528	Adrinael	<Adrinael> C++ is stupid
579	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Well, those chars typed there are WTF-8
620	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I have mindreading +2
629	Adrinael	* Adrinael says this line just to keep up with stats.
691	Adrinael	<Adrinael> uman, the difference is that Klingons don't have parameters. They have arguments. AND THEY ALWAYS WIN THEM!
722	Adrinael	* Adrinael rides rubicant
745	Adrinael	<Adrinael> It's a tarpenter!
747	Adrinael	* Adrinael begins to write "spend 10 minutes in 10 minutes"
792	Adrinael	<Adrinael> And this flu is killing my ability to play nethack
801	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I vote for the removal of that factoid on the grounds that it contains too much opinion
827	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Kevin Sorbo is the most man of them all!
830	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Without the exclamation mark, that's just me shouting at you
862	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Meanwhile, a large dog is kicking my ass
912	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Erlang must be named like this: "What would you name this lang?" "Er.... Lang?"
916	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Yeah, our school is superior as we have structs
951	Adrinael	<Adrinael> What was said earlier is so true. [floyd] is occasionally right but you still want to hit him in the face.
972	Adrinael	<Adrinael> It was quite scary walking around my school today. There was a sign saying "NONLINEAR PARABOLIC PROBLEMS ===>" and I was wondering whether it was telling of electric maintenance or sudden existence failures around the elevator.
985	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Let's see, how many problems we can solve today with an underwear analogy
987	Adrinael	<Adrinael> That's what they always say. "I thought !google wouldn't do nothing", "I thought it wouldn't kill cylon", "I thought she was 18"
999	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Come on, baby, lick my list.
1010	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Use factoids! We have them so we don't have to answer!
1037	Adrinael	<Adrinael> These windows seem to be wanting to get on my lap at times
1038	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I've never seen a horsecock standing so erect before, this is awesome. http://adrinael.net/horsecock.jpg
1049	Adrinael	<Adrinael> A bad analogy is like a leaky screwdriver.
1055	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Of all inferior languages, C++ is the only one I tolerate
1056	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Common Lisp roks and Iron Chef woks.
1067	Adrinael	<Adrinael> While at it, also complain to the telnet author about the message "cannot connect to remote host" when connecting to localhost.
1087	Adrinael	* Adrinael happily punches phrakture in the face.
1092	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Another good way is to send NICK TRK\r\nJOIN ##C++\r\nPRIVMSG ##C++ :Hi guys, how are you on this timeline?\r\n
1095	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Girls really love guys who know C++. Can't beat the resizing vectors.
1118	Adrinael	<Adrinael> "I tried to buy a Volvo in a Volvo shop but there were no salesmen available, so I came here into this Ford shop. Why won't you sell me Volvos?!?!?!?!"
1137	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I only type int main() and Emacs auto-completes my full project code into it by intuition.
1152	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Accelerated C++ teaches you to code C++ using C++. Other beginner's books teach you to code C using C++.
1153	Adrinael	<Adrinael> It's useful to code without ;, automatic error checking.
1175	Adrinael	<Adrinael> 1) get money 2) order online 3) ???? 4) PROFIT!
1177	Adrinael	<Adrinael> It's like going to the prison naked. You feel like a cool dude, but it's fatal for your ass.
1179	Adrinael	<Adrinael> In math, 1/0 starts nethack.
1182	Adrinael	<Adrinael> "I threw a rat in a cardboard box and installed NetBSD on it"
1245	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Type slower, I cannot read it when you type that fast!
1281	Adrinael	<Adrinael> It turns out this channel never fails to feed Captain Obvious
1294	Adrinael	<Adrinael> floats only have std::numeric_limits<float>::digits digits of precision
1306	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Why is everyone harassing orbitz and why is orbitz responding to it?
1327	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I intentionally left blank in the gun chamber.
1423	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Psychoanalysis?? I thought this was a nude rap session!!!
1469	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Grabbing should be harder, not easier
1502	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I have a picture of everything.
1573	Adrinael	<Adrinael> It's possible to pee against the wind
1574	Adrinael	<Adrinael> It's possible to pee in your morning cereals
1611	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Wow, Penguin___ is flooding my privates.
1612	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Interestingly (:[]) looks like Homer.
1622	Adrinael	<Adrinael> But prolog is cheating
1723	Adrinael	<Adrinael> orbitz, can you be a bit friendlier, it's your feminine and touchy side which I fell in love with
1745	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I had that a few years ago, and it was fascinating the first five minutes.
1746	Adrinael	<Adrinael> PlasmaHH, now look what you have done! This channel is overly wild and social and talkative. There's no going back to the times when everyone just sulked in their own corners and snapped at anyone careless enough to ask orbitz for help.
1814	Adrinael	<Adrinael> -O2 -O2 looks like a gentooism
1866	Adrinael	<Adrinael> God said: "Let there be light". Chuck Norris said: "Aaaaaagh! A talking god!"
1929	Adrinael	* Adrinael kicks but the goalie EWOULDBLOCK
1973	Adrinael	<Adrinael> My firefox shoots about:blanks.
1986	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Gnus don't kill people.
2107	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Think in Common Lisp all the time. Then you only need to remember how to do the easy things in a hard language the hard way.
2128	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Help people and you shall receive.
2130	Adrinael	<Adrinael> caddy, no time! I'm using my X-RAY VISION to obtain a rare glimpse of the INNER WORKINGS of this POTATO!
2145	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Two muffins went to a bar. One said: "Shall we get a pint?" The other replied: "Dude, this talking joke is getting old."
2164	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Do you know why the people of the stone age didn't just phone us and ask for directions to MacDonalds?
2196	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Imagine a large hammer and some helpless poultry.
2209	Adrinael	<Adrinael> pwned, no botsex allowed on about channels
2217	Adrinael	<Adrinael> It's not gay if balls are not touching.
2310	Adrinael	* Adrinael milks raf256
2315	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Wow, nih::string
2328	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Bus error means you're walking.
2332	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Ohnoes! The goalie returns -1 and EWOULDBLOCK!
2360	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Error: Only one $* allowed
2364	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I only realised I was disconnected when dolphin hadn't trolled about boost for a while.
2366	Adrinael	<Adrinael> qalam, I made a pong with visual basic. It has a radio button as the ball and two push buttons as the paddles.
2369	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Is that Shii's song or Longcat's song?
2379	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Is the string you have really a Seibold::SString and not Sausages_from_last_night::SString?
2397	Adrinael	<Adrinael> It has all sorts of silly stuff, I just want jumping.
2406	Adrinael	<Adrinael> C++ sucks.
2423	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Is the pay good? Can you IRC while working?
2470	Adrinael	<Adrinael> If * and -> go fighting in swatninja style, -> wins.
2493	Adrinael	<Adrinael> All my base are belong to you
2524	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Having listened to Slay Radio for a few weeks at work I start to wonder... Where do the sounds come from, there are no speakers here?
2528	Adrinael	<Adrinael> O(RLY)
2532	Adrinael	<Adrinael> It's even graphical if you use a terminal emulator in X.
2535	Adrinael	* Adrinael goes back to nethack
2546	Adrinael	<Adrinael> u r right! i has a shuvel!
2553	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Sorry, C++ doesn't work like that unless you are Captain Picard. Then you could just say std::make_it_so();
2569	Adrinael	<Adrinael> homerman_, try googling for the strip man page
2590	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Why are kid meals not made of babies?
2610	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Hey, it's not gay if balls are not touching.
2633	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Slay just told me I'm listening to the best radio station ever.
2639	Adrinael	<Adrinael> All your code are belong to /usr
2648	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Finnih thoundth lithpy
2659	Adrinael	<Adrinael> "But I'm using Microsoft C++! Are you using some C++ stolen from Microsoft? You evil open source hackers."
2712	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I called you a moron, asshole.
2766	Adrinael	<Adrinael> !fs un
2768	Adrinael	<Adrinael> It's not gay if balls don't touch
2803	Adrinael	<Adrinael> plank, your p is upside down
2808	Adrinael	<Adrinael> My vector accelerates to hundred km/h in 8 seconds
2818	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Humour tends to lead to fun, which is not allowed here.
2903	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I've never before seen bad hearing happen on IRC
2996	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I would need to check docs, and I'm lazy
3111	Adrinael	<Adrinael> 1) identify the problem 2) think real hard 3) write down the solution
3143	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Listen to me! I'm an idiot too!
3165	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Everything is syntactic sugar for not using Common Lisp
3201	Adrinael	<Adrinael> If no one ever runs this code, is it buggy?
3221	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Who would have thought implementing the standard library is actually hard
3460	Adrinael	<Adrinael> My cup is a pointer to my tea, which I am now dereferencing.
3476	Adrinael	<Adrinael> How is vector inherently slow? Maybe some operations might be slow, but what operations? Or does it just mean that if you put a vector into a pocketpc, you can't drive a car that contains it over 60km/h
3505	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Stop dying, it's bad for your health.
3568	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Let's all just dance
3607	Adrinael	<Adrinael> What's the difference between "I helped my uncle Jack off a horse" and "I helped my uncle jack off a horse"?
3661	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Where's pacman, I need him, my dots are all over the place.
3757	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Sexual harassment - pandaaaa
3767	Adrinael	<Adrinael> It would appear, good sir, that all of your military establishments are now within my possession.
3783	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Why do you grab bash.org quotes?
3791	Adrinael	<Adrinael> #define desu ;
3818	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Programming is 60% algorithms and 90% tea.
3863	Adrinael	* Adrinael adds [heyI'mOnIRC] to his nick
3869	Adrinael	<Adrinael> My toaster has automatic garbage collection, but only for the crumbs.
4096	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Disregard that, I suck cocks
4113	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Scratch your itch. That's what open source dudes do anyway.
4147	Adrinael	* Adrinael is an epix mount
4165	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Now what does cygwin mingw32 mean? Is that like Sony's Nintendo Wii?
4211	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Tits and nipples, and also horsecocks. Just think of the silly stuff you can hear about on this channel.
4258	Adrinael	<Adrinael> The grab database is already filled with bovine excrement.
4359	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Your rights of nitpicking are hereby revoked. Please hand over your tea cup for my perusal.
4433	Adrinael	<Adrinael> This reminds me, identifying users via ip addresses is not going to work for everything. A host might have more than one user, even at the same time. It should be mandatory to submit some valid identification, recent picture and possible tea making equipment over the inter nets when using it.
4496	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I'm the one who put "sexy" in "dyslexic"!
4506	Adrinael	<Adrinael> struct { I tarzan; U jane; }
4540	Adrinael	<Adrinael> pwned, the line "can you write C++ with C syntax"
4615	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Weak typing is when you leave half the characters off when writing to IRC.
4759	Adrinael	<Adrinael> My nipples explode with delight
4773	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Grabbing has a purpose anyway. And it's not filling the db with meaningless cruft
4986	Adrinael	* Adrinael wields the +2 Holy Swift Boosted Parenhammer of w00tness
5027	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Vi has two modes, in one it beeps and in one it doesn't. And its commands are smileys because it's made by teenagers.
5074	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Grab Shield of w00tness!
5086	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Meronik, actually it is. Recent Intel processors have detector chips that see if the code is compiled from lisp, and then run it 10 times as slow
5089	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Grab shield btw
5164	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Do not use underscores in factoid names and please use <reply> unless the word is fits nicely in a sentence
5192	Adrinael	<Adrinael> "My car doesn't start. Here's another car that looks just like it, it starts though. But can you help?"
5216	Adrinael	<Adrinael> This, children, is why you don't use C when coding C++
5222	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Lede, stop filling me with honey on my birthday =(
5266	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes too.
5812	Adrinael	<Adrinael> A good heuristic for A* search: int g(node) { return 0; }
5813	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Is heuristic coding style the one where you write "roughly correct" code, and then debug?
5867	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I'm so weak for those
6107	Adrinael	<Adrinael> level1_, here's a personal insult for you! Yo momma is so fat she exceeds std::vector<int>::max_size()!
6262	Adrinael	<Adrinael> kcbanner, so you want something to be different for each TU, and be the same for each TU?
6572	Adrinael	<Adrinael> You have way too optimistic view of the distribution of wits
6837	Adrinael	<Adrinael> I hate you blank!
6903	Adrinael	<Adrinael> Is a carry-adder a snake that transports stuff?
4730	AerialX	<AerialX> lol
6159	Afmlasdfkos	<Afmlasdfkos> Why bother with C++, and C++ books, just buy 2 gb of ram for 40$ and learn Java from web
300	Aggrav8d	<Aggrav8d> just airdrop 50k tons of ramen noodle
302	Aggrav8d	<Aggrav8d> yo momma so big and so nasty it takes me two trains and a bus to get to her good side
3559	Agiofws	<Agiofws> Adrinael, the goal is to make a clock in c++
3560	Agiofws	<Agiofws> hey is c++ written in c++
3561	Agiofws	<Agiofws> i mean when they discovered C hwta language di they code it in ?
5105	Agiofws	<Agiofws> hello can you get 2 functions in C executed in parallel and not one after the other or in c++ even better ?
5107	Agiofws	<Agiofws> why do windows users ask me when i show them my app ; ahh and what program did you use to code it ? ....... whats that got to do with coding ?
7207	Agu10	<Agu10> i get this error: [Linker error] underlined reference to 'GetPixel@12'
2720	Ahmadi	<Ahmadi> i have not a good english for this reason i use a jpeg and some shapes
6258	Aikar	<Aikar> static void* pAutoTransThis = (void*)(*(int*)(((**(int**)((BYTE*)(SigScan("@@8bfd83c9ff33c06a00f2aef7d1496a01518b0d")) + 19)) + 0x7e30) + 60));
3850	Aimson	<Aimson> Can you write a 3D MMORPG game in C++?
3107	AjS15822	<AjS15822> I've never given a second thought as to why I really have this nickname-- it just 'fits'. Maybe the allure lies in its ambiguous nature...
4068	Alanius	<Alanius> hash sounds cool
2814	Alconquian	<Alconquian> I am a professional ActiveX programmer
1156	Alderin	<Alderin> ever accidently type #ifdef WIN#@ ... and feel it was quie appropriate?
1189	Algorithms	* Algorithms are fun.
3870	Alien_Freak	<Alien_Freak> what does typeof return.... it looks like an int from the doc i found but i can't seem to do something like: int x = typeof(z);
373	Alipha	<Alipha> I foret a lot of g's. they're always causin trouble.
674	Alipha	<Alipha> i can do both.. i get confused sometimes though
996	Alipha	<Alipha> so if we include a file at the bottom of a .cpp, is that a footer?
1121	Alipha	<Alipha> me22: dammit, don't use words that I learned during my history class. I wanted to go through it bitching about all I learn in there is pointless ;-)
1128	Alipha	<Alipha> hence "private"
1196	Alipha	<Alipha> anyone can do it. but if i tell you, then you'll make a dumb quote ;-)
2414	Alipha	<Alipha> <vector.h>? blasphemy. <vector>
2517	Alipha	<Alipha> why are we getting into a huge argument of a /style/ issue?
7157	Alistair	<Alistair> You guys are good at C++ right?
3291	Almathea	<Almathea> whats a wedgie?
4904	Almathea	<Almathea> Go and beat her, what's the problem?
4926	Almathea	<Almathea> I can't understand how one would like to have a deamon written in java.
4963	Almathea	<Almathea> Yeah, boost seems to be a cure to every imaginable idiocy.
5067	Almathea	<Almathea> Mercedes doens't have that thing on the bottom.
5091	Almathea	<Almathea> I knew it was scat? Why tha hell I can't find anything?!
5134	Almathea	<Almathea> You are so fscked in the head. You make me wanna kill all off those that believe in so called allah
5263	Almathea	<Almathea> vhapuinruap4wtfrh8we9fvzpadrg
5366	Almathea	<Almathea> yeah, I looked through column modes, but it doesn't seem to be doing what I need to all apps I need (guess some of them are fscked when it comes to dealing with X-messages).
5424	Almathea	<Almathea> Islam is fskced up young religion, those guys still live in middle ages.
5922	Almathea	<Almathea> are you drugs?
5953	Almathea	<Almathea> I'm an emacs guy and I know what I mean saying an awkward key combo.
5956	Almathea	<Almathea> Spend 10 min in ##c++ and you'll meet 2 idiots and a troll...
6033	Almathea	<Almathea> it actyally does wrko
6034	Almathea	<Almathea> You never exit emacs.
6314	Almathea	<Almathea> grab mazzachre
6352	Almathea	<Almathea> I hate you.
6370	Almathea	<Almathea> That request was not a joke.
6408	Almathea	<Almathea> huh? why wasn't any of blanks grabbed?
6410	Almathea	<Almathea> xystic, go finish eating your dog shit.
6590	Almathea	<Almathea> geordi's using some shit Eelis stole from future, plus it includes shitloads of headers and some magic spells to make it simulate a non-existant standard.
6591	Almathea	<Almathea> I feel like a noob from ##C++
6911	Almathea	<Almathea> Give me your sister's phone number and we can talk about love.
6974	Almathea	<Almathea> impulze, I'm dating your mom.
6989	Almathea	<Almathea> Fuck me gently.
7002	Almathea	<Almathea> I can easly have my dick sucked for 50 PLN
7003	Almathea	<Almathea> Having actual relationship with a whore might be interesting.
7036	Almathea_	<Almathea_> I was like, `do you know what traceroute(8) is?'
7047	Almathea_	<Almathea_> Idiots! Entertain me!
7258	Almathea_	<Almathea_> web devel is like whoring, some have to do it, just to get money.
7269	Almathea_	<Almathea_> Wish me luck getting shitfaced.
3769	Alvo	<Alvo> c++ sucks because there are no methods
5005	Alvo	<Alvo> say, how do i quickly implement a minimal std::ostream?
6431	Amergin_	<Amergin_> momo: never let school get in the way of your education
3384	Anand_1	<Anand_1> nethack: That ps2/3 game?
3385	Anand_1	<Anand_1> whats rofl
3391	Anand_1	<Anand_1> nethack should come bundled with Linux distros
3337	Anand_k	<Anand_k> I am using using namespace std; but its giving me errors
3436	Anand_k	<Anand_k> nolyc:I am idiot
1247	Andares	<Andares> Alipha, we lock up all the athiests in chains for the "holidays" and force them to stay in college.
1714	Andares	* Andares feels gang-banged by ##C++.
1831	Andares	<Andares> Life My Easier Would BE talk Reverse Polish Notation IN people Would TALK IF.
2190	Andares	<Andares> STOP GRABBING PEOPLE FOR NOTHING AT ALL, DAMN IT.
3035	Andares	<Andares> I think my brain may be corrupted.
3231	Andares	<Andares> This is starting to feel less and less like programming and more like sexual violation...
3232	Andares	<Andares> Is this going to require use of write() and pipe()?
4720	Andares	<Andares> But it's so inefficient to waste 2 lines just to initialize a temporary vector.
6149	AndroidData	<AndroidData> I'm learning this C++ gig by trial & error, not by buying a book and wasting my time reading it
429	Anduin	<Anduin> vi ruined n'sync
902	Anduin	<Anduin> [1]nooby - Depends. Watching an adult discover his navel isn't the sort of off-topic discussions that should be encouraged though.
953	Anduin	<Anduin> I only download .vbs files.
1589	Anduin	<Anduin> It is a real shame that so many things are impossible to try before asking.
1642	Anduin	<Anduin> openglkid - People who come here for help soon learn better.
1759	Anduin	<Anduin> Ummmmm_ - Don't drag me in to the bot abuse.
5603	Angel-SL	<Angel-SL> i always thought programs run better in release than debug
5604	Angel-SL	<Angel-SL> and whats !grab
973	AngryAnt-work	* AngryAnt-work picks up his head and leaves
7120	Anonissimus	<Anonissimus> if I include "systemtime int;" will it store all in integers?
2925	Anthony	<Anthony> lol at cock
3333	Anthony	<Anthony> dolphins are mammals right
3629	Anthony	<Anthony> orbitz is like steven hawking i bet
3687	Anthony	<Anthony> i just like to grab people
4195	Anthony	* Anthony ribbit
2884	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Do you go around the internet searching for things such as: Old man's anus , Etc. All day?
2887	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Why would I be here if I did not know?
2893	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Wouldn't something like 100^3 be smaller than , Say 104^2? As bit values tend to be smaller than integers>1?
3157	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Spell "heh" backwards :)
3264	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> |lol|=Stfu
3340	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> He did the Anus thing you speak of
3382	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> !give |Feto| headache
3490	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Religion over IRC is the stupidest thing since C#
3549	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> almathea: Both instances of anus related stuff were out of context ;)
3633	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> My client will have a special "LolMode" scheduled to send "/say Lol" every two seconds
3709	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> I'm going to stop saying stuff that's even remotely grab-worthy
3711	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> lol I have small penis 8=D
3712	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> I've never seen a C++ serverside script
3758	AnthonyG	* AnthonyG pokes orbitz hard
3759	AnthonyG	* AnthonyG takes off orbitz's pants, and makes him run backwards through a corn field.
3775	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> So I was cleaning out my projects bin yesterday night... Removing ones that were sloppy, unfinished, /or terrible. By the time I was finished, the entire dir was deleted....
4058	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Don't raise your voice to me
4060	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> You think you're real cool templating everything don't you?
4065	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> It's amazing how trolls can sense each other.
4066	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> 3rd time today, I don't know what's funny
4086	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> I have a general purpose red button next to me at all times
4159	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> I never use friend, my privates need to be kept secure.
4345	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> svm_invictvs: That's why I stopped grabbing
4348	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> .... Why is it so wrong for me to have the funs.
4383	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Cram enough templates in there and it looks like XML
4452	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> I thought about(and even started to) grow a bit of hair on my chin... What did I get as a response? "Hey, you missed some"
4461	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Atalanta: Did you know that any website with linux and .org is automatically trustworthy enough to have your children?
4522	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Blasphemy!
4586	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> I take C++ as an insult to C++
4699	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> idan: I beat down your self-esteem like a farmer does to a limp horse
4733	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> If I wouldn't have shutdown I would have a way higher uptime than pwned right now
4734	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> pwned: why did you grab that?
4786	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> /ignore spoilerz *!*@*
4791	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> It's annoying me that find_first_of is acting like find_second_of_if_you_feel_like_it
4833	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Bigcheese: im in ur generator, drainin ur entropy
4870	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> premature enterization this morning
4884	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> AnthonyG: Oh, it's snowing in your area?
4967	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> C is faster than C++ because it's two characters smaller!
4973	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Ah, less than one hundred quest points before I get my amulet
5015	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Bigcheese: Pastebin is NOT MAIL
5016	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> litb: Have you ever mounted an ass? I heard they are actually ride-able.
5018	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Their clusters heat hell so you can dine in it.
5032	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> bloated: Stop highlighting me and learn to be less stupid.
5090	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> gun is an anagram of gnu.
5198	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Lede: Be a grab bait by asking blank how long he soaks his tea bags.
5268	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Only the most hardcore security experts run Windows 95.
5277	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> quilzo: You suck
5298	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Hey! I went to resume school!
5300	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Lede: Thats it, I'm charging my lasers.
5305	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> SDL's is like a parachute, but bricks and knives instead.
5367	AnthonyG	* AnthonyG blackmails
5368	AnthonyG	* AnthonyG notes "Game developers can't use threads" - Xbox developer and takes it to #gamedev
5410	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Woohoo someone found istheshit.net again.
5412	AnthonyG	* AnthonyG sends a memo saying "You're never here when I need you the most!"
5413	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> I found miles33's caution sign when you tell him something that may cause confusion. http://www.kristenkamei.com/images/oregon/May_2007/biker.jpg
5414	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> http://www.forumspile.com/Stupid-Sit_in_the_corner.jpg
5418	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> The FUK as I call it.
5434	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> "// TODO: dies ist ein quick and dirty hack."
5452	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Oh, a tazer, don't do that bro.
5456	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> "I am learning C++ (thanks to C++ for dummies xD)"
5457	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> There's 271 lines containing new, 16 containing free, and 93 containing delete. 0 containing malloc.
5462	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> blank made a joke, it was sexual.
5495	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> We could replace Lede with a bot that says "free mason" every few minutes and increase profit seven fold.
5515	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> One does not simply mirror wikipedia.
5530	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> I'm going to write a script that calls cat, sell it for $60, and patent the idea of "combining files".
5532	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Everyone knows nature was built with COBOL.
5543	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Pizzas, I have them.
5599	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> I used fun twice even, so its twice the fun.
5632	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Bigcheese: http://yummycupcakes.com
5635	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> quilzo: This popcorn reminds me of you. Insignificant, dry, no reason for existance other than temporarily satisfying me.
5645	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> QT - Made by trolls, for trolls.
5720	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> If I was in a position to graduate from something, I would give it up for 100 pizzas.
5757	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> daryl: If I did that it would just get the cat drunk and I fear the relationship would no longer be platonic.
5761	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> My theory: It all started with a tamagotchi.
5769	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> I applied the butter so perfectly, I dropped the toast and it landed on it's feet.
5786	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> I don't care for the comic itself that much, but what they did to the website is exactly what they made fun of in the comics.
5967	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> A few days ago I had the perfect cheeseburger, it made the coca-cola taste good.
5971	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> blank doesn't really not like me, he just wants to make himself believe that.
5976	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Hm, it seems that fatterfox is better at getting favicons now.
5980	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> The pencil came at me like a rabid kitten. I was cornered.
5996	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> for I'm loved by a pretty wonderful boooy!
5997	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> I never try to be funny.
6036	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> My resume is so awesome, monster would reject it and tell me I'm too overqualified to get a job.
6048	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Now this channel is approaching the idiocy of ##c++.
6624	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> The slope made by the lack of my frontal lobe makes me aerodynamic.
6981	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Well, I can say without doubt my microwave probably doesn't heat pizza as fast as your laptop.
7017	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> I just played some CTF. It was fun, though I can't decide if it was more fun watching people say "stfu camper noob" whenever a flag is captured, or playing.
7098	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Heh, dumb slashdot saying "plug-in hybrids". I thought they were talking about some new software plugin architecture invented 20 years ago.
7163	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> How do I manage to freudian slip "to".
7164	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Quadrescence: I wasn't expecting you to grab me. You got me good there.
7166	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Would it make it better if I said I miss 2/5 times?
7168	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> I want to go back to 1970's and reshape the lisp design to use ampersands instead of parentheses.
7213	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> The rest is Carbonfat.
7261	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> I'm actually surprised the mention of lisp hasn't made Adrinael's terminal beep the hamster song or something.
7284	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> It's like when Walt realised pie is the only thing that doesn't lie.
7308	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Iris^: I think the only one here with boobs is you, and maybe Zharf.
7309	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Was it #ubuntu that banned you for saying nigger, I bet they're more sensitive to it than actual africans.
7310	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> I feel like a regular comedian right now.
7311	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> I mean... I don't even need to bait LimCore anymore.
7391	AnthonyG	<AnthonyG> Zharf: I have a sixth emacs sense.
7259	AnthonyG_	<AnthonyG_> The job of a scripting language in the context of website scripting has no other job than to write markup and read get and post requests.
3732	AppleBoy	<AppleBoy> Eelis: are autotools not licked?
344	Arafangion	<Arafangion> I doubt C++ will be that bad :)
345	Arafangion	<Arafangion> shared_ptr, refractoring is generally making something simple. This was one damn tight line. No unneccessary letters or spaces.
346	Arafangion	<Arafangion> shared_ptr, Without once using { or } (what a waste of a character)
841	Arafangion	<Arafangion> I tend not to date online.
3464	Arafangion	<Arafangion> Freundlich-NB: It's already having to automagically "convert" all the char *'s to wchar *'s, etc.
3473	Arafangion	<Arafangion> C++0x looks really nice. Is it implemented yet?
4260	Arafangion	<Arafangion> Nowak: Calling java a type of coffee is an insult to coffee!
6003	Arathald	<Arathald> hmm... maybe ive only ever said one grabbable thing
6041	Arathald	<Arathald> eh, I'm gonna veto that Java suggestion, unless you mean the drink (which _is_ good for someone to start learning programming)
4941	Arcturius	<Arcturius> Kaedenn: wow, that book is written by a woman. I didn't realise woman were involved in programming. She obviously must not be from north america.
5705	Arcturius	<Arcturius> I just don't trust boost. Something shifty about those guys. I mean, asio, come on.
6240	Arcturius	<Arcturius> which executes quicker? x.f(i) or (&x)->f(i)
6651	Arcturius	<Arcturius> Let's not get into a flame war. It's a scientific fact that msvc sucks and gcc kicks it's useless ass.
3402	Ardonik	<Ardonik> I may have some insights as to who Ardonik is.
3484	Ardonik	<Ardonik> I'm no longer impressed by how well college students and adults can spell, thanks to the Internet.
3499	Ardonik	<Ardonik> Your size concerns are totally invalid, and you've been told that by several people already.
3513	Ardonik	<Ardonik> C++ code doesn't have to be ugly.
3546	Ardonik	<Ardonik> Also, gremlins fly up your nose. The standard allows this.
3576	Ardonik	<Ardonik> Or grab four bytes and (compose << 24) | (the << 16) | (thing << 8) | yourself.
3734	Ardonik	<Ardonik> Endian Little Hate I.
21	AshyIsMe	<AshyIsMe> blank: i overcame your fear
22	AshyIsMe	<AshyIsMe> most of these "features" shouldnt have been written in the first place
165	AshyIsMe	<AshyIsMe> unpossimateable reminds me of possums
4347	Associat0r	<Associat0r> I once saw some production code that simulated a mutex with Sleep functions
4409	Atalanta	<Atalanta> if its any constellation to you, i dont even know how to use sdl
4410	Atalanta	<Atalanta> const really confuses me so i avoid it except when init'ing a simple variable
4430	Atalanta	<Atalanta> Jessicatz: highlgiht? whats that mean Jessicatz ?
4439	Atalanta	<Atalanta> well i do like sucking cock...
4479	Atalanta	<Atalanta> omfg its the meaning of life, uni & *
4545	Atalanta	<Atalanta> geordi: {double long dick; cout << sizeof dick << " inches.";}
4564	Atalanta	<Atalanta> why you so old?
4606	Atalanta	<Atalanta> asshol
4673	Atalanta	<Atalanta> is "unsigned char" read only as its string in cout, and number all other times?
3792	Avochelm	<Avochelm> For general stuff...
4654	Axidus	<Axidus> ok guys , before you bite my head off....what is the other irc that is projects?
4655	Axidus	<Axidus> ##Blogs is banging!!
748	AxioMatic	<AxioMatic> cylon, im ugly..
1594	Azuos10	<Azuos10> I am not sure if it is the appropriate time to ask, but what is Java's channel name?
933	BLASSON	<BLASSON> can somone dcc send me funtion cstdio ?
4426	BR84	<BR84> You should go and buy a Nintendo DS and Pokemon.
2912	Back2Basics	<Back2Basics> standard.h?
2810	Bacta	<Bacta> i just assumed out of all the chans this one would be most knowledgable about such things
6492	Bacta	<Bacta> srand(NULL) won't fix it :(
1787	BadBreath	<BadBreath> Bobl: The morning I configured this irc client I just needed a nick and that was the first thing to come to mind..
4408	BadElvis	<BadElvis> ok. thank you. this is very confusing since i am to learn java and c++ within 8 months
7121	Banderas	<Banderas> i'm using youtube tutorials :P
7123	Banderas	<Banderas> can anybody provide a link on how to use c++ to apply sql queries ?
3989	Baritus	<Baritus> questionmark is the verb i thought
4423	BearGrylls	<BearGrylls> ajohnstone: your first mistake was using linux
483	Ben	<Ben> OR I could just hand it to firefox and let the Mozilla Foundation do the rest.
7129	Bierwagen1	<Bierwagen1> why do you don´t write with me litb_
3953	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> Java: A magical programming language/compiler/virtual machine/security system/lifestyle choice/pedagogical monoculture/floor wax/dessert topping invented by some Canadan nerd at Sun Microsystems.
3965	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> Java can run an infinite loop in 1.2 seconds
4034	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> "If you touch me I'll murder you and rape your bleeding corpse"
4045	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> "Is it just me or does that country look like a giant hard on"
4062	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> Bigcheese: thats what i said
4155	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> oh, and i like 14+ girls
4162	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> Calling C++ a derivitive of C is like calling a F22 a dirivitive of a freaking pidgion.
4224	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> I want to do web programming in c++, but it's so undersupported
4301	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> s/##c++/##c++-social s/C++/sex
4344	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> and i'm sitting here wondering wtf is wrong with my mouse
4370	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> Write once, debug everywhere.
4480	Bigcheese	* Bigcheese dies a little inside after seeing somthing along the lines of "char* f(){string s("fdsd"); return s.c_str();}
4516	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> "Every computer, at the unreachable memory address 0x-1, stores a secret. I found it, and it is that all humans ar-- SEGMENTATION FAULT."
4707	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> I have a dream that one day chickens will be able to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
4813	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> I've never heard of xmms
4814	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> I don't listen to music
4892	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> hey... i'm like... not disconnecting
4932	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> we need a new language which doesn't have GC...
5022	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> I gave up and just edited the source code :P
5024	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> it's weird, when I was 17 I had no problem thinking a 15 year old was hot, now that i'm 18 it's just weird.
5168	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> Love is sacrifice
5246	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> AnthonyG: guess I'll need to use more lube next time
5262	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> I want to have sex
5267	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> I should sell my self
5318	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> I dumbed my gf
5369	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> but once it works is teh 1337
5384	Bigcheese	* Bigcheese licks the tear off blank's face
5405	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> I should grab myself
5510	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> me love you long time
5629	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> o ya, I've always believed in evolution (as a process), as it's incredibility stupid to think it doesn't exist. But after scuba diving and seeing all the vast life forms in the ocean, I've been thinking about it again.
5630	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> Because I _know_ God exists.
5659	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> we finally kissed someplace other than your bed!
5710	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> like... seriously... I got my first gf a week after I switched my main pc over to Linux.
5789	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> if a hot teacher hinted at sex, I prolly would have gone for it.
5848	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> bigcheese sleeps, in bed, with women and is still a virgin.
5878	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> Many more people would have been tortured, murdered, and fucked up if my country had not saved them.
5899	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> What did whores do back in the day to not get pregnant?
5903	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> well, a really fat kid was going crazy, and bunched up this sticky white pad directly under the cover.
5923	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> i are noob
5926	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> We didn't take the land from "them". We took it away from sadam and gave it to its rightful owners.
5966	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> Last night I was thinking about loli, stayed up fo eva...
5969	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> and you just gave me the idea to simulate the fall of a piece of crap from one's butt into water.
6010	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> kinda hard to ignore a bright pink spot against a dull background.
6022	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> if you got two 15 year olds...
6103	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> well, we don't care about you.
6126	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> stop nging!
6176	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> I DEMAND A RECOUNT
6359	Bigcheese	* Bigcheese starts humping miles33's leg like a dog.
6454	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> game engines can suck your balls.
6640	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> hey miles33: Large hardons will collide on Thursday night
6850	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> svm_invictvs: I think everyone should ride blank's cock.
6901	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> Chrome
7093	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> x is a bitch to configure, ambigious, and what AnthonyG said.
7136	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> ?
7138	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> at least we got it.
7151	Bigcheese	<Bigcheese> Although it is kinda sad that my mom is crying over a damn website not working correctly on firefox...
1113	Bklyn	<Bklyn> /nick ReallyObnoxiousASCIIArt
1392	Bklyn	<Bklyn> SHOW ME THE MONKEY!
1757	Bklyn	<Bklyn> Bobl: windows security model is actually a lot more sophisticated than UNIX
1842	Bklyn	<Bklyn> w00h00, was just going to rewrite part of my tree class and realized I'd alredy done it!
1928	Bklyn	<Bklyn> maybe there is a Redmond::String
2786	Bklyn	<Bklyn> boy a macro named "iter". Thats not too likely to break much code
3256	Bklyn	<Bklyn> Eclipser: and I hate those distros with every fiber of my being
4157	Bklyn	<Bklyn> const GrammarTime& cant_touch_this;
5917	Bklyn	* Bklyn is a lesbian trapped in a man's body
6094	Bklyn	<Bklyn> I was trying to take this to ##c++-social for its off-topicness
6716	Blaenk	<Blaenk> for example there's libtorrent which does it but it'd be overkill to use that, as it needs the boost libraries and what not
58	Bluewolf	<Bluewolf> skarecrow, We can't help been smart
2917	Bluhd	<Bluhd> PlasmaHH: I don't know what I would do if I couldn't adequately cool my meat.
2918	Bluhd	<Bluhd> oh snap, I've been BASHed
2961	Bluhd	<Bluhd> My kloc says it's 19:50 right now
3001	Bluhd	<Bluhd> watch yourself, Peregrine, I like !grabbing people...
3053	Bluhd	<Bluhd> WOO! OH YEAH! SEGFAULT! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
3062	Bluhd	<Bluhd> Goddamn. We are nerds for trying to figure out how to code 2007.
3064	Bluhd	<Bluhd> he larted you because you stopped touching me
3073	Bluhd	<Bluhd> tarps can give head too
3078	Bluhd	<Bluhd> Try compiling the source code instead of renaming .cpp to .exe
3140	Bluhd	<Bluhd> !lart AnthonyG for using nolyc's larts
3142	Bluhd	<Bluhd> I'm an idiot.
3144	Bluhd	<Bluhd> Thou shalt obey the GNU Foundation.
3145	Bluhd	<Bluhd> AnthonyG and I are the local retards.
3235	Bluhd	<Bluhd> I'm surprised you didn't grab my last statement
3706	Bluhd	<Bluhd> I HAVE A GIGANTIC PHALLUS
3707	Bluhd	<Bluhd> NIGGA PLEEZ
3710	Bluhd	<Bluhd> PINGLES: ONCE YOU PARP YOU CAN'T STARP
4543	BobSapp	<BobSapp> I thought boost was just a library for game development.
895	Bobl	<Bobl> i wonder how they used to have classes before there was object orientation, they must have called it lectures
1174	Bobl	<Bobl> i dont say much
1569	Bobl	* Bobl inherited the nick of his late goldfish.
1641	Bobl	<Bobl> raf256, in india they do it for free and throw in a kidney.
1686	Bobl	<Bobl> raf256, because mobile phones are meant to phone people, not to browse websites or to take pictures or play some stupid banana throwing java game.
1701	Bobl	<Bobl> daniel, come on give me more pr0n quotes.
1818	Bobl	<Bobl> obrizt si a trasnexsual!
1820	Bobl	<Bobl> oh yeah! lovely this poop bath.
1822	Bobl	<Bobl> qalam, I'll make you a deal, if you stop removing it I'll stop adding it? You first.
5843	BorisJ	<BorisJ> My code has no errors, I use boost.auto_correct :)
6948	BorisJ	<BorisJ> nolyc appreciates the thanks, even if his tiny, digital, brain isn't sophisticated enough to form a cogent reply
2075	Bracker	<Bracker> Okay, yes. I have Schildt's C++ The Complete reference, I'm studying it, but I decided to take a break from reading and just challenge myself.
1942	Brad	<Brad> and then go to internet explorer and search "download fedora" because the very fact that you have that "start button" is a problem
921	Bread	<Bread> So you're technically inside of a sandwich typing, correct?
2077	Bread	<Bread> qalam?
2079	Bread	<Bread> Ohh. So that's the difference between ' and ", thanks :)
1173	BrianTumor	<BrianTumor> does std::cout use system("echo $") ?
3727	Brokul	<Brokul> People today change sex. You could sure change nationality.
3739	Brokul	<Brokul> Some fly just emerged from my keyboard. O_O
6598	Brownhat	<Brownhat> !quote Brownhat
6599	Brownhat	<Brownhat> Anyway, I finish getting the toothpaste out of my CD-ROM drive.
962	Budward	<Budward> Would it be weird if I put my vidcam on myself and watched me code thinking I was a specially trained superhero?
1081	Budward	<Budward> I'm back, but don't worry, I never have anything useful to say!
1755	Buggaboo	<Buggaboo> People who claim not to have Pr0n, also deny they masturbate like horny monkeys.
1806	Buggaboo	<Buggaboo> you wish you were gay, you'd get more ass.
1894	Buggaboo	<Buggaboo> blank, last night I was checking out #include <numeric, algorithm, etc.> and my panties got moist by imagining the elegance of progging with those.
1919	Buggaboo	<Buggaboo> even incest is tolerated in genetic algorithms :P
1930	Buggaboo	<Buggaboo> gotta take a bath, my gf's complaining.
2022	Buggaboo	<Buggaboo> qalam, Baka3, hm, no it's not brown, 2nd day wearing it, better luck next friday.
2074	Buggaboo	<Buggaboo> I look at cock every day.
2237	Buggaboo	<Buggaboo> Yo momma's so ugly, we had to typedef her.
2431	Buggaboo	<Buggaboo> I wrote a multi-player abstracted 4-in-a-row game in java before... much easier in C++
2432	Buggaboo	<Buggaboo> it's technically not a dildo unless it vibrates or "massages"
3474	Buggaboo	<Buggaboo> well you know those brown thingies at the edge of the toilet, I aim and attack those.
3656	Buggaboo	<Buggaboo> I bought this new motherboard now I'm broke.
3667	Buggaboo	<Buggaboo> Btw, I pulled that statistical fact from my ass.
4819	Buggaboo	<Buggaboo> I have serious idling to do... no time.
5069	Buggaboo	<Buggaboo> Hm. All my quotes refers to some orifice or another.
6416	Buggaboo	<Buggaboo> what the hell do you care, if you're not boinkering him/her.
6851	Buggaboo	<Buggaboo> what's facebook about anyways?
3108	BunkaiSK	<BunkaiSK> ville, I want to use magic wand to it as well
3786	Byan	<Byan> class NuclearSubmarine : public Vehicle {
2056	CHodapp	* CHodapp thinks . . . solve what Valgrind is telling me, or just hope my instructors won't notice the memory leak?
50	CMEX_	<CMEX_> Ravi: are you know where I can download Ravi?
1424	CMoH	<CMoH> googling :)
669	CMoH-work	<CMoH-work> this channel is pretty elitist
6852	CO2Games	<CO2Games> Since when was a reference different from a pointer?
7037	CO2Games	<CO2Games> that's strange as fuck someone needs to fix the langage
7038	CO2Games	<CO2Games> I mean fuck, I'll just write my own string class
7039	CO2Games	<CO2Games> I moved to c++ for the low-levelness
3621	Caleb1	<Caleb1> C++ did WTC
6625	CanOfRats	<CanOfRats> anyone know the hex value of the enter button?
3580	CaptainMorgan	<CaptainMorgan> raf256, don't listen to anyone.. fork is voodoo function which should never be used and can seriously harm your system.. fork actually crashed the main server of a top college
856	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> ya, u have to turn the part of the optimiser off that controls register vars, which can mean lossing other types of opimimizations
857	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> god does not kill sentient beings because someone is pleasuring themselfs in a heathly and natural way has god intended them too
904	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> I once met a girl who thought that lol ment lots of love and she was under the impression that netters were very sentimental
907	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> even my g/f cried and she is a ruthless killer
988	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> I went to art school, the only 8am class I had was life drawing, and mostly that would involve nude girls, dancers mostly from the models guild, so it was worth getting up for, I was never sleepy
989	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> I plan on stealing a nano-compiler and implenting it myself if I live long enough, I make nano-suits that feed people from the air itself and keep them warm
1048	Carbonflux	* Carbonflux goes white seeing a semi-transpartent (void *)this; float by.
1138	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> just goes to show what happens when smart people get togather in a elite enviroment and share fresh ideas in a fast paced goal oriented context.
1325	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> 100 years from now the entire focus of technical civilisation will be to support video games
1326	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> I started burning out when I was working at MS, I started seeming invisible 'demonic' beings controling everyone, after that it was HARD to hold down a job, not because of skills but because it all seemed like a bad joke, these beings that control us are like the next level up the food chain, they are all over at MS....their agenda is the limiting of human evolution, also they feed on us.
1666	Carbonflux	* Carbonflux runs out of the room ranting about blackholes and compile times.
1750	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> my cats will bite me sometimes, and scratch me, in play but they make me bleed sometimes, it itchs
1898	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> programming is war.
3068	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> most viruses are written by anti-virus corps.
3164	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> I miss MS DOS dammit
3302	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> take differental calculus for example, all lies.
3403	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> you can't ever fully learn C++
3495	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> people don't want to hear about Jesus and gnostic or occult traditions
3528	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> I can't help it if youssef_o has not had secret initations in the Masonic traditions
3840	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> imagine your a fresh young programmer from Sara Lawrance, clean skin and a good figure, anyway, your in this meeting with a technical lead who has written their own meta-compiler using a LEX lib for C++ and he wants to talk about coding standards, he gets up to close the door and you realise he has not bathed in weeks, when the door closes he stands behind you....
3986	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> I let my cat drive my car a lot
4593	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> face it, being young is like being high
5026	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> I think my words seem bigger now that I am chatting in 64bit.
5030	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> why is that a problem ?
5149	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> I do enjoy pleasure
5152	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> I know why MS was ahead on the 64 bit stuff now, a 64 bit app can use twice the ram a 32bit one does and run almost as fast.
5182	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> he is a weird guy, he would be fun to take LSD with i think
5185	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> Mission Accomplicated!
5186	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> ( I stole that from the daily show iirc )
5223	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> what I am saying is that Europe is the source of 87% of all the evil in the world
5226	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> the Nazi's used the same arguments for the unification of Europe as the EU does
5228	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> LimCore, I have a nice healthy girl friend in real life so its no problem.
5239	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> if the Jews want to rule the world I am not qualified to second guess them and interfere
5248	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> all hetro men are lesbians inside
5349	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> I would even go so far as to say Windows is in a weird way hard coded for four cores
5388	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> they "give good ping"
5450	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> take him down to the basement and play with him
5477	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> you just: type gg, ~, quit, have sex, rinse and repeat as needed
5496	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> looks like Firefox 4 is going to reinvent IE5
5501	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> miles33, what about sinking into degenerate teenage drug culture like your peers ?
5511	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> Lede, hell is where they need the ice water of FOSS imho ;)
5512	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> you know, I think the NSA should supplement its own budget by setting up a paid porn site featuring all the hidden cam footage they have.
5550	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> LimCore, its a cat girl, small boobs
5583	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> I will use java to flow text into it
5627	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> Objectifying woman turns you into a creepy leg humper
5640	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> pwned, I just explained how human spread the seeds by eating the fruit and shitting
5641	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> pwned, animals are human
5642	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> I remember a lot of my past lives
5663	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> asshole is just another lifestyle choice
5773	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> SlashLife, I am not trolling, I just think in several dimensions at once
5798	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> svchost, your view of woman as fuck-holes is the reason you don't get laid
5846	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> but they sure did like to shoot things
5875	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> Sir_Fawnpug, you are not claiming windows was written by niggers ?
5950	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> I heard it said that was the different between europieans and americans, they make rational laws and obey them, we make crazy laws and just ignore them.
5985	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> who were FAR more advanced
6000	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> the US is the most brainwashed nation in all of human history
6001	Carbonflux	* Carbonflux passes under a rainbow and runs out of the room chasing a bunny thru a field of wild flowers
6027	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> anyone that would consciously choose to live in Redwood city is guilty of something
6037	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> its not how fat you are, its about your powers of mind control
6038	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> its not how fat you are, its about your powers of mind control
6115	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> wow i did know that
6150	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> you know, mount --bind is not a bad command
6222	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> really it was that wacky microsoft that forced me to start using unicode, all their api's started to switch over to it, they were like "wow, it uses more memory and we can justify it"
6236	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> blank = productivity
6461	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> in some ways process itself in Zen, blaa blaa blaa, you know what I mean
6562	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> I learned there how to control my next incarnation
6702	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> its not software
6758	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> hm, lots of people have sex with house hold objects and think they are a lesbian for a few years tho.
6759	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> hm, lots of people have sex with house hold objects and think they are a lesbian for a few years tho.
6798	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> hm, 2012 will be in London
6941	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> well, you know how music works etc
6943	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> quilzo, well, do you know what I mean tho? words aside?
6993	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> do you worry about keeping your credit card number secret from animals? birds, a cat or dog, insects, whatever?
6994	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> a good self-image is as much of a lie as a bad self-image so why not lie well and have a good one?
6997	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> ya but have you ever tried to teach a 20 year old about prostate massage? she just giggles or worse gets all serious
7011	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> just forget about that night in 1985, the 3 hookers, the old man, the shotgun, its over, in the past
7023	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> it like Mac is a neo-con platform with a liberal frontend
7029	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> am I doing it do?
7089	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> well, I would define "thinking" as one program watching another
7124	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> crap is a reserved word
7205	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> stroking the demon penis and pretending its all a joke
7220	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> Almathea_, nonsense you are one nasty piece of work, I have no respect for you at all, so I don't bother labeling you, really you are just noise from what I can tell.
7348	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> anyway, thats why I created Obama but now I worry he will get killed if elected, ah well. But at some point the power has to be transfered, real power too and then blacks will be just as evil as whites in the US and that will be a great "city on the hill" day.
7349	Carbonflux	* Carbonflux hugs a Muslim
7426	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> what about wearing foam pads under the clothes and only having sex in the dark?
7451	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> tho I respect Satan
7452	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> to be a Satanist you have to be a Christian right?
7454	Carbonflux	<Carbonflux> thats why they kidnap children, raise them as sex slaves and when they are too old hunt them like animals at a place in Texas. it has a floating hunting lodge too, like a barge, floats on marshes, very elegant really
4385	CashCow	<CashCow> LOL
25	Catid_	<Catid_> Snrrrub: if you carve out an oompa lumpa, you can keep warm for days by sleeping inside
3613	Cebot	<Cebot> ok, this is strange now, i added a line to my code which worked without any problems, now a friend of me has send me a patch for other files of the same project, those patches do not effect my code in any way, the prog compiles without any warning, but segfaults on my code line, even if i try it without my friends patches it segfaults now, and the strange thing is: it didn't segfault before
4565	Cecen	<Cecen> Google is terrorist for not giving the US government search logs
4835	Cecen	<Cecen> Is there any common application of bitwise shift operators? Other than in encryption
5088	Cecen	<Cecen> If a guy masturbates for me and I record it and show people, is it illegal?
5121	Cecen	<Cecen> Is your mom hot?
5254	Cecen	* Cecen is in their story on cyberbullying in Stickam.
5313	Cecen	<Cecen> Programming is fun when you aren't getting errors.
5347	Cecen	<Cecen> miles33: I can dress up.
5402	Cecen	<Cecen> By the way, you already hired me, no take backs.
5461	Cecen	<Cecen> miles33: My friends are exclusively female. They're also sluts. Would you like one?
5471	Cecen	<Cecen> Legal in Canada.
5473	Cecen	<Cecen> I don't have to shave, I had it lazered.
5489	Cecen	<Cecen> I like C++ because I like DANGER!
5499	Cecen	<Cecen> But for example.. If I boot my computer without a Windows installation, it boots to DOS, yes?
5500	Cecen	<Cecen> Don't grab me.
5503	Cecen	<Cecen> You never know where they're going to pop up.
5547	Cecen	<Cecen> Yeah. I'm going to learn. Fast. Transfering files from one hard drive to another can't be too hard, can it?
5577	Cecen	<Cecen> God, I hate when my parents don't close their door.
5578	Cecen	<Cecen> Bits aren't bytes, are they?
5683	Cecen	<Cecen> ._. For some reason, torrents destroy my web browsing speed.
5749	Cecen	<Cecen> Unfortunately, video games no longer entertain me very well. D:
5801	Cecen	<Cecen> MFC is fun.
5832	Cecen	<Cecen> Hm.. Does anyone have any idea why MSVS won't compile my inline asm?
5991	Cecen	<Cecen> D; You evil attempted grabbers.
5992	Cecen	<Cecen> I hate fat people who aren't good at anything.
6111	Cecen	<Cecen> Win or win?
6231	Cecen	<Cecen> Web programmers are a dime a dozen.
6232	Cecen	<Cecen> Just rent a hooker.
6315	Cecen	<Cecen> I love MFC.
6380	Cecen	<Cecen> That is to say, it's wider than me. And rather big.
6381	Cecen	<Cecen> Where else can I grab it from?
6444	Cecen	<Cecen> MFC.
6494	Cecen	<Cecen> D: AH, C.
6496	Cecen	* Cecen feels like he's on the last boss of MFC.
6714	Cecen	<Cecen> Last time I looked, there were a lot. Now it's all 'Lol, C++? Really? Screw that, we want PHP and Java!'
6777	Cecen	<Cecen> What do stories and poems have to do with being cultured?
6913	Cecen	<Cecen> MFC is beautiful.
6946	Cecen	<Cecen> PRESS ANY KEY TO CONTINUE
7094	Cecen	<Cecen> Real men don't comment their code.
7097	Cecen	<Cecen> (myfunc ( (1 2 3) (4 5 6) ) ) crashes my interpreter
7131	Cecen	<Cecen> Spending hours upon hours coercing a hot guy into getting naked on webcam, then having his girlfriend come online/parents come home/whatever just before he does it is the worst experience ever ._.'
7147	Cecen	<Cecen> It shouldn't be called getline, then! It should be called something like getuntildelimiter
7211	Cecen	<Cecen> ostreams are used for writing, istreams for reading, right?
7290	Cecen	<Cecen> I went to scratch my balls last night, and my nail made a little cut in the scrotum. It hurts to touch. Really badly.
7314	Cecen	<Cecen> Kuroshitsuji was good tonight. There was even some implied boy x boy.
6830	Cecen_	<Cecen_> Then you define planes to trim the penetration to and offsets
6843	Cecen_	<Cecen_> D: Wow I'm retarded
6738	Celestar	<Celestar> LOWER_CASE_: cstdio.h
6703	CelestarT42p	<CelestarT42p> Oxyd: sure. but the OS runs as root
5343	Chestal	<Chestal> at 15 I thought I knew a lot, at 18 I thought I knew almost everything, at 21 I knew I know almost nothing
6434	Chewbacca	<Chewbacca> !nolyc
2394	ChinaBoy	<ChinaBoy> alright
1378	Chowmein	<Chowmein> What's wrong with text messaging?
773	Chowmeined	<Chowmeined> its taking the thing and putting in the thing
2370	ChrOnX	<ChrOnX> i really appreciate it
2051	ChrOnX`	<ChrOnX`> anyone know how to capture video from a webcam in C++ ???
2638	ChrisGrade	<ChrisGrade> My requirement is to make it perfect
2677	ChrisGrade	<ChrisGrade> I think Eelis is a well-programmed bot
908	Cin	<Cin> You learn so much more than just C++ on the the #C++ channel.
1708	Cin	<Cin> Because he's fat, like orbitz.
1971	Cin	<Cin> You can't hide from an elephant.
4322	Cin	<Cin> my other car is a cdr
6705	Clanner	<Clanner> Hi, I'm trying to experiment with c++, so far, my cmd always closes before i can read anything, i'd have to manually open cmd and execute the file there. Is there a command that i can use that will allow my cmd screen to not close when i open my app?
1077	Coag	<Coag> you guys are deliciously sarcastic and sadistic!
5211	Cobi_	<Cobi_> Where i can get the Borland C++ 3?
2713	Codex_	<Codex_> mek86: maybe this helps: int main() { std::cout << "Hello World!" << std::endl; }
3820	Codex_	<Codex_> all your designs are bad. only my design is good, my own. :-)
4187	Codex_	<Codex_> g++ has always been better than using plain C...
4456	Codex_	<Codex_> I just use whatever version debian has by default. I dont need bleeding edge :)
4521	Codex_	<Codex_> ville: I don't see how that was wrong in any way.
4815	Codex_	<Codex_> eclipser: sure. I dont like all-lowercase.
4853	Codex_	<Codex_> There are important differences between pointers and references: pointers are mostly useful for storage of objects, while references are mostly useful for function parameters.
5919	Codex_	<Codex_> what does rick rolling mean?
6842	Codex_	<Codex_> y=mx+b => y-mx=mx+b-mx => y-mx=b+(mx-mx) => y-mx=b+0 => y-mx=b
7007	Codex_	<Codex_> dynamic cast inside operator= must be the worst idea ever :)
7022	Codex_	<Codex_> it'll be big disappointment if the 2billion investment for LHC will not even cause universe to be destroyed...
7146	Codex_	<Codex_> you need to provide whole signature when your doing friend.
3795	CoffeeBuzz	<CoffeeBuzz> i remember some young mathematician trying to explain a branch of math where "inf * 0 = 1"
6466	CoffeeBuzz	<CoffeeBuzz> heh, http://gcc.gnu.org/ml/libstdc++/2008-06/msg00031.html thats my post ;) first hit on ggl, w00t >_>
6540	CoffeeBuzz	<CoffeeBuzz> Blecki, some consider "over-engineered and ugly" to mean "elegant" ;)
6900	CoffeeBuzz	<CoffeeBuzz> i'm 37, i'm not old
7409	CoffeeBuzz	<CoffeeBuzz> and why we drive on parkways and park on driveways
6611	ComaWhite	<ComaWhite> lesbians topless in orange juice commericals
2121	ConfidentiaL	<ConfidentiaL> but in Dev-C++ you can just press the button "compile"...
1934	Cowmoo	<Cowmoo> gonads
2053	Cowmoo	<Cowmoo> ...
2054	Cowmoo	<Cowmoo> ChrOnX`: stop it
2365	Cowmoo	<Cowmoo> what's wrong with you idiots
3412	Cowmoo	<Cowmoo> discuss what? you asked how to say that in plain englihs, I todl you.
4588	Cowmoo	<Cowmoo> how do i shot web
6233	CppMonster	<CppMonster> Can someone please ban me, permanent please, so I never evem accidentally join again
3447	Cpudan80	<Cpudan80> I thought knowing Java and C would be sufficient
5140	Cpudan80	<Cpudan80> geordi: Ok, can you be a little more specific ?
5821	Craylong	<Craylong> the c++ stdlib sucks ass anyway, so i don't miss
3355	CrazyTux	<CrazyTux> plus.hpp:4: warning: keyword 'export' not implemented, and will be ignored what does that generally mean? I'm trying to use templates.
230	D-Code	<D-Code> I had a cat once that always over-pissed my floor. When I got home I had my own yellow tsunami on the floor. ..... I went and pissed in the cats litterbox afterwards.... all the corns couldn't suck it all up.... and it gave a funny sizzling sound.
1315	DDustin	<DDustin> Josh14:18 Thou shalt not declare an int type where there would otherwise be ...
976	DFPercush	<DFPercush> well, i guess i must be a crappy programmer then, lol
6044	DMWM	<DMWM> well i coded a win32 application which deals with encryption, shredding and all...the problem is it is able to handle files up to 30MB easily...but when larger file sizes comes, the program hangs and doesnt respond...but it does respond once it completes its task....is there a way to make the app not hang
5939	Daiocles	<Daiocles> hi, i know this is kinda offtopic, but do you know of any program that converts unstructured code into structured?
4983	DamnInternet	<DamnInternet> Ok, can I get an link to a compilitor with qt? Like the Microsoft Visual C# ting!
6316	Danmer	<Danmer> i thought <3 is ass
1960	DarkUranium	<DarkUranium> braden: I'm just saying that it's a good engine... But if you know any better 3D engines (preferrabely with OpenGL. or Direct3D AND OpenGL)
3306	DavidHKMrPowers	<DavidHKMrPowers> say, if i need to use it for 100 times
5404	DavidLeon	<DavidLeon> Zogatribe: yeah, i stated, i'm impotent over this trim down process
6399	Davinci2008	<Davinci2008> mine will be 800x600 because nobody loves 640x480 anymore
6450	Davinci2008	<Davinci2008> not as cool as C!
6468	Davinci2008	<Davinci2008> I like using namespace std;
6482	Davinci2008	<Davinci2008> go read a book
6483	Davinci2008	<Davinci2008> baaba: who is the troll? I guess it is you
6484	Davinci2008	<Davinci2008> wow, you are a genious man
6485	Davinci2008	<Davinci2008> instead of random sentences
6487	Davinci2008	<Davinci2008> citing my nonsense IRC
6488	Davinci2008	<Davinci2008> citing my nonsense IRC
6489	Davinci2008	<Davinci2008> blank, dont fuck me here, I am not in gamedev thanks to you, idiot
2460	DeX_	<DeX_> this nolyc guy is very informative :p
6449	DebianUT	<DebianUT> I has to be in c++
4825	Decinoge	<Decinoge> but still, i felt realy confortable with it... and sure was fast
4921	Decinoge	<Decinoge> NOW I WANT TO KNOW WHO WERE THE IDIOTS THAT TOLD ME TO INSTALL LINUX
5176	Decinoge	<Decinoge> i wanna learn how to avoid IFs
6473	Deco	<Deco> You can pick on me all you want, it won't change the fact that my life is easier than yours
6479	DecoDaMan	<DecoDaMan> What the hell, heaps of people quote, and then rejoined
7171	Dee|0x29a	<Dee|0x29a> yea.. multibyte is used for bytes really
923	Defty	<Defty> i probably have noen..
924	Defty	<Defty> actually i was under the false assumption that grabbing was some kind of gay joke for months on this channel
2883	Defty	<Defty> so, do females also "compile" your messages somehow? does something you feed to them actually make a working program?
2933	Defty	<Defty> (actually not even the first time but anyway)
3472	Defty	<Defty> molesterone, a new hormonoe
2806	Dekon	<Dekon> You guys scare me. :(
6229	DerDracle	<DerDracle> C++ is a mutated C with bolts in its neck.
6239	DerDracle	<DerDracle> Sometimes I'm astounded at the power of C++ :p
568	DevinT	<DevinT> IRC support groups always help
1668	Dhruba_	<Dhruba_> Bryjorn Straupee is the best C++ programmer, inventor of C++
1630	DjKritical	<DjKritical> My sockets are dynamic and numerous...
655	Doow	<Doow> there's been an increasing number of traps here lately
1062	Doow	<Doow> in some way the people at ##c++ are their own infinte loop
1902	Doow	<Doow> c++ is good when you want more pluses than c, but less pluses than c#
148	DrArcheh	<DrArcheh> if c++ was called c--, that would have saved loads of inkt while printing documents that contain its name
1023	DrChemicalX	<DrChemicalX> Indeed they arent, in contrast to chinese, american's are intellectually superior... :p
6995	DrFrankenstein	* DrFrankenstein uses Notepad++ in Wine. lol.
3941	Dr_Link	<Dr_Link> You can /whois me.
2165	Drake	<Drake> woa, if your pc is overheating, it wont compile right? i guess thats common sense, but i never thought about it
1593	Drauka36s	* Drauka36s loves himself
1615	Drauka36s	<Drauka36s> eLeCTR0n_: Probably, but this is ##C++. If you are clever, though, you might be able to fool us. We're not that bright, as a group.
4625	Duther	<Duther> Not so much, in C++ implicit conversions are rare
4715	Duzzy	<Duzzy> let's see, new employeer: "so, hmm, why did you get fired from your last job", answer "well, i needed to purchase a table, so i chose that above my job"
3925	EArmbrust	<EArmbrust> when i was talking about an idiot, i wasn't referring to you. but since you seem to feel I was, i'm beginning to wonder...
5080	ESphynx	* ESphynx should go back to school to go after girls
4848	EXetoC	<EXetoC> I need to forward declarate if i, in a class, declare a pointer to another class, right?
4849	EXetoC	<EXetoC> bad grab indeed... thanks for the help doodz, later!
1628	EagertoLearn	<EagertoLearn> my only experience in programming is VB and i expected VC++ to be exactly like VB - i see its not
443	Eclipse75	<Eclipse75> Adrinael, your almost like a bot. Your on 24/7 and serve our needs.
1211	Eclipser	<Eclipser> orbitz, your skill to typo has no match in this world
1218	Eclipser	* Eclipser knows absolutely nothing of alcohol
1289	Eclipser	<Eclipser> I had a miserable childhood
1537	Eclipser	* Eclipser just coded almost two hours in VB and survived
1944	Eclipser	<Eclipser> mike84, read what?
2348	Eclipser	<Eclipser> 14:06 [freenode] -!- Cannot join to channel #apache (You have joined to too many channels)
2592	Eclipser	<Eclipser> don't trust "people"
2654	Eclipser	<Eclipser> go play with his privates
2952	Eclipser	<Eclipser> lalala, if we had more languages in here, how would we be able to rant?
3184	Eclipser	<Eclipser> I can read!
3233	Eclipser	<Eclipser> I'd rather sterilize mysefl
3254	Eclipser	<Eclipser> like that
3282	Eclipser	<Eclipser> 2+2 > 5 for extremely large values of 2!
3356	Eclipser	* Eclipser doesn't use Eclipse!
3401	Eclipser	<Eclipser> I feel crap when I wake up..
3586	Eclipser	<Eclipser> gah, IRC won't let me go to sleep!
3594	Eclipser	<Eclipser> I can't get myself to call my parents because my playlist has too much good music and I don't want to stop listening
3680	Eclipser	<Eclipser> I have like 30 gtkmm pages open in firefox..
3844	Eclipser	* Eclipser is proud to admit that he has never had a girlfriend
3849	Eclipser	<Eclipser> damn I wish my grandmother IRC'd, my phone is too far
3854	Eclipser	<Eclipser> libglademm makes things so easy that it feels like a crime
3931	Eclipser	<Eclipser> buying sw is a sin
3960	Eclipser	<Eclipser> qt is bearable as long as you don't have to code in it
4002	Eclipser	<Eclipser> I hate the heat and all that bright stuff
4009	Eclipser	<Eclipser> I've carefully designed my looks to keep distance with women..
4234	Eclipser	<Eclipser> who's richard stallman?
4747	Eclipser	<Eclipser> I was in #java way before Eclipse even existed
4821	Eclipser	<Eclipser> litb, all operating systems are pure crap o.O
4857	Eclipser	<Eclipser> I was supposed to write ../build and I wrote ../blind
3974	Edso	<Edso> you guys want money
5330	EdwardTeller	<EdwardTeller> w000t: C++ do much more, but for few ones
616	Eelis	<Eelis> that makes no sense whatsoever. but then again few things do around here
718	Eelis	<Eelis> c++ metaprogramming is far from mature. at the moment it's cryptic hackery that abuses language features into something useful. just look at the syntax involved in defining a template metafunction
828	Eelis	<Eelis> i tried loving Emacs, but it never loved me back so i left it
982	Eelis	<Eelis> and very productive. last night i wrote 500 lines of no code straight
1041	Eelis	<Eelis> when i wake up people have gone to sleep twice already!
1068	Eelis	<Eelis> STFU, RTFM, STFW, OMG!
1072	Eelis	<Eelis> be sure to wipe thoroughly after a brain dump as wet and filthy as that one just now
1083	Eelis	<Eelis> i caught my standard library browsing my pr0n collection the other day after i'd accidentally dereferenced an end-iterator
1097	Eelis	<Eelis> ##C++ is becoming more and more like certain mindless American news television broadcast companies where only brief quotable soundbites ("grabs") count
1120	Eelis	<Eelis> but it's the grabber's fault, not the grabbee's
1263	Eelis	<Eelis> here's a Tie-fighter chasing a ditit: (=)o) = (.)(.)
1291	Eelis	<Eelis> wow, you're like a grammar-orbitz
1321	Eelis	<Eelis> "A witty quote proves nothing." - anonymous
1340	Eelis	<Eelis> Please state the nature of the C++ emergency.
1341	Eelis	<Eelis> so phrakture's code was WRONG WRONG WRONG!! HORRIBLY WRONG!! BAD CODE!!
1359	Eelis	<Eelis> you need to prefetch the secondary stack buffer protocol stabilizer
1383	Eelis	<Eelis> this is... how i would imagine... bush would type... if he knew how to type...
1386	Eelis	<Eelis> std::bitset always makes me think of lingerie
1405	Eelis	<Eelis> rohan: the moral of the story is: sort your issues out with your moron boyfriend
1570	Eelis	<Eelis> am i the only one that pronounces "faq" as "fuck" ?
1629	Eelis	<Eelis> i make screenshots with my screenshotgun
1639	Eelis	<Eelis> you disappoint me, cylon
1687	Eelis	<Eelis> lynx sucks for porn
1742	Eelis	<Eelis> given the choice between little hassle and lot of hassle, i recommend that you go with little hassle. this concludes my wise recommendation of the day
1753	Eelis	<Eelis> i must apologize for my fellow dutchmen, they have a tendency to emphasize their nationality at every possible occasion
1809	Eelis	<Eelis> in pixel-land, C++ plots against you
1825	Eelis	<Eelis> i'd be a communist if i cared about society
1873	Eelis	<Eelis> when i die, the 3 people at the funeral will say: "oh well, at least he got rid of funky nick characters in freenode/##c++"
1978	Eelis	<Eelis> bah, i kept my mouth shut for 20 minutes hoping to be grabbed..
1990	Eelis	<Eelis> if i were a C++ teacher i'd ask trick questions about "STL", hah!
1999	Eelis	<Eelis> noir: you're just jealous cause i'm in touch with my feminine side
2014	Eelis	<Eelis> i've hated kids ever since i was a little kid
2015	Eelis	<Eelis> speculating about perfect worlds is acedemic masturbation. one of C++'s strengths is that its designers are not interested in acedemic masturbation
2021	Eelis	<Eelis> !give lnc rafb
2094	Eelis	<Eelis> i had a *really* hard time holding back harsh comments when a professor of mine mentioned "STL"
2101	Eelis	<Eelis> Trevor: i nominate your problem description for Worst Problem Description Of The Week
2116	Eelis	<Eelis> wow, you're like a human !wtf?
2189	Eelis	<Eelis> pff, isolation would make the problem trivial. where's the sport in that?!
2211	Eelis	<Eelis> opening the links: good. mentioning "STL": bad. searching in books: good. total score: 1
2212	Eelis	<Eelis> i read all my programming books on the john. that way when i decide a book stinks i can immediately use it for toilet paper
2218	Eelis	<Eelis> i dunno, i never programmed in C. C is certainly easier
2563	Eelis	<Eelis> so if i make a C++ application to wipe my ass, does that make ass-wiping an appropriate topic here?
2575	Eelis	* Eelis works to construct an analog literal version of "pizza hut"
2614	Eelis	<Eelis> if i were dr sooeng, Data's face would look like this: #$
2618	Eelis	<Eelis> blackelf: orbitz uses an alternative syntax for english, too
2630	Eelis	<Eelis> jasoneisen: wordnet tells me a gander is a mature male goose. i have no idea what you're talking about
2640	Eelis	<Eelis> surrounded by quotes it'd make a good string literal, but that's about as close as it can ever be to validity
2642	Eelis	<Eelis> cross-dressing has been a major military tactic for thousands of years
2652	Eelis	<Eelis> i think that's a flawed smiley
2657	Eelis	<Eelis> then if the program can't find its files using google, make it ask on random irc channels
2665	Eelis	<Eelis> !stl
2690	Eelis	<Eelis> for (unsigned int i = 1; i; ++i) std::cout << " "; // should clear the "text window" in standard C++ :)
2709	Eelis	<Eelis> hold his head while i spoonfeed him
3039	Eelis	<Eelis> i was being sarcastic. shut the fuck up
3040	Eelis	<Eelis> honestly, how retarded must you be to think that discussing spicy chili with sugar is appropriate on a C++ channel?
3060	Eelis	<Eelis> bjarne is too busy living the good life, surrounded by hordes of cute geek chicks that lust after him
3122	Eelis	<Eelis> how can i lighten up when braden and others are turning this channel into ##posix?
3179	Eelis	<Eelis> i ate my copy of the standard in an attempt to consume all the knowledge in it
3203	Eelis	<Eelis> this channel desperately needs more solid party poopers like ville
3206	Eelis	<Eelis> gr00ber: no. it has "evil" written all over it.
3243	Eelis	<Eelis> the enterprise was programmed in haskell though. i asked geordi on a convention
3249	Eelis	<Eelis> you're so bitterly cynical. i love it
3398	Eelis	<Eelis> if i ever end up defending some hollywood crackwhore's looks in here, please kill me
3527	Eelis	<Eelis> Tenttu: i'm not sure i understand. are you accusing me of being off-topic?
3565	Eelis	<Eelis> wouterrr: C++ isn't meant for normal human beings
3566	Eelis	<Eelis> enough with the random crap grabbing already
3606	Eelis	<Eelis> .c !! get him!!
3628	Eelis	<Eelis> excellent. now shut up
3655	Eelis	<Eelis> i find the blanket statement "set pointers to 0 when they do not point to valid objects" silly. the proper advice is: "it can be useful in certain cases to have an invariant dictating that a certain pointer is 0 under certain conditions"
3673	Eelis	<Eelis> octothorpes are called "sharps" now?
3684	Eelis	<Eelis> Bruce Eckel is a fool
3691	Eelis	<Eelis> pah, reinterpret_cast<mercedes>(horsecock(huge, upright)) doesn't work! C++ is so inflexible!
3737	Eelis	<Eelis> i like dirtying statues <grabshield/>
3824	Eelis	<Eelis> i get all my good algorithm recipes from Martha Stewart's wiki!
3835	Eelis	<Eelis> you do realize that it's only a matter of time before i wipe all those crap factoids away, rigth?
3888	Eelis	<Eelis> sp_mfilter: once your insults are those of a grown-up, i'll respond like a grown up. until then, "NO U" will do fine
3920	Eelis	<Eelis> !help grab
3923	Eelis	<Eelis> i hate flash because it breaks every usability rule in the book.
3955	Eelis	<Eelis> it'd go like: cute chick: "hey eelis, fancy a drink?" eelis: "take it to ##c++-social, ma'am"
3966	Eelis	<Eelis> AnthonyG: do you know what "semantics" means?
3971	Eelis	<Eelis> oiaohm: they scare me because they perversely enjoy writing C code
4021	Eelis	<Eelis> Mixmasterxp: if you unfold this "book" object, you'll find pieces of dead tree filled with letters, bearing a striking resemblance to "online tuts", except that they make more sense
4030	Eelis	<Eelis> it shouldn't come as a surprise that references are superior for passing by _reference_
4042	Eelis	<Eelis> i heard duke nukem forever uses hurd as a scripting engine
4431	Eelis	<Eelis> biographies and erotica in ##c++-social, please
4852	Eelis	<Eelis> 1 minute in ##c++-social and i'm already confused
4989	Eelis	<Eelis> it's like attempting to crack open a vault by licking it for 3 hours after having eaten jelly beans
6338	Eelis	<Eelis> litb: you disappoint me.
6385	Eelis	<Eelis> C++ is the spartan hoplite. C is the spartan hoplite without the spear, shield, and sword -- a sandal wearing greek thug
6390	Eelis	<Eelis> (who cares?)
6391	Eelis	<Eelis> crap grab..
6392	Eelis	<Eelis> even crappier grab..
6393	Eelis	<Eelis> you're ruining my grab record!
6500	Eelis	<Eelis> HTT-Bird / MadDavinci: please don't use nolyc commands you don't understand
6530	Eelis	<Eelis> i'm not sure what's grab-worthy about "use !" though
6538	Eelis	<Eelis> i had hoped it was the sound of you cracking open your wallet to buy a decent book
6796	Eelis	<Eelis> LimCore: ok then, you asked for it: if i write an ass-wiping-program in C++, does that make ass-wiping on-topic? (answer: no, it does not)
6891	Eelis	<Eelis> coppro: you're trying to educate a guy who was trying to break geordi by making it say naughty words. give up already!
7155	Eelis	<Eelis> Lede: indeed, that's a nice feeling, but it's nothing compared to the feeling you'll get 10 minutes from now when you realize you're running the previous version of the executable
7174	Eelis	<Eelis> nothing more pathetic than successive ego-rq'ing
7289	Eelis	<Eelis> PovAddict: just trying to steer the conversation away from moustaches
7316	Eelis	<Eelis> I-I is my favorite 0 literal
7042	Eiler	<Eiler> Zharf: that dont bite on me, IE is very good
7101	Eisenhower	<Eisenhower> Eisenhower: yes
4889	Eisenhowerz	<Eisenhowerz> hey is http://freshmeat.net/projects/poker-eval/ windows compaitable
131	Elkore	<Elkore> any1 know an irc channel that can help me with my c++ homework? I'm really lost
6657	Enchanted	<Enchanted> Anyone know of ay good video tutorials on c++ not youtbe =P
7067	Enchanted	<Enchanted> is tic tac toe program classed as beginner, inte, experienced coder?
4980	Enfilade	<Enfilade> something more like IE7 would be better
5196	Enfilade	<Enfilade> 'CHKDSK might possibly have found errors on some volume, somewhere'
5256	Enfilade	<Enfilade> it was both hilarious and infuriating
5147	Enfi|ade	<Enfi|ade> Is there anything like Boost but for C?
5156	Enfi|ade	<Enfi|ade> [00:40] <wcstok> well who knows when the value of 0 might suddenly change due to solar flares or sunspots or somesuch thing <-- A handy hint for those compiling programs during solar storms
1262	Entity-Dude	<Entity-Dude> please end it quickly : this is painfull
1421	Entity-Dude	<Entity-Dude> i cant take it anymore
2112	Escherial	<Escherial> i mean, blocking is fine; i'm interested in functions that just the return without the user pressing enter or return
6744	Eudoxus	<Eudoxus> Is it possible to be sexually oriented towards not male/female but rather C++ code? Do such phenomena exist among C++ coders?
759	EvanCarroll	<EvanCarroll> RadSurfer: bend over and lets make babies.
4499	EvanR	<EvanR> bla bla standards
4500	EvanR	<EvanR> who cares about standards if you have to work with non standard compliant tools
4562	EvanR	<EvanR> sex is not allowed on irc anyway, considering the laws of physics
4656	EvanR	<EvanR> so THAT what !grab does
4657	EvanR	<EvanR> rofl
4668	EvanR	<EvanR> blank: no erection?
7430	EvanR	<EvanR> !give EvanR std::streambuf
4910	Evil_	<Evil_> is there a form of MSDN for linux lol
5072	Evil_	<Evil_> What's UB?
5806	Evilfish	<Evilfish> dmwit: I know, but my program has to be as low level as possible, because of various reasons
2611	Excelsior	<Excelsior> Thanks, harre.
1783	FantasticFoo	<FantasticFoo> err, two totally contradictory answers, here
2645	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> A very deformed penis you have there, svm.
2646	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> braden: Only for the one pouring tea over their cock.
2647	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> Ime deflating cocks tend not to make that much of a noise..
3132	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> #boost hates qamar. ¬_¬
3520	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> .join #peregrine'smum
4190	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> Did the NO DON'T USE POINTERS NO NO NEVER NOT UNLESS YOU REALLY HAVE TO not give you a hint?
4204	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> HAIL TEMPLATES!
4384	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> (Using goto!)
4526	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> Or a woman with square booms and a twin sister with nipple-count-disorder.
4659	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> I achieved something. \o/
4840	FauxFaux	* FauxFaux looks at some C code that absolutely won't be ported to C++, knows that I'm going to have to fix it, and cries.
4944	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> I really don't, though. I just know everything. =P
4945	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> boost::uint_1337.
4953	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> braden: We love teh cock, it's unavoidable.
5260	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> Lede is youssef?!
5443	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> If I had ops, this chanel would be quieter than ##iso-c++.
5697	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> I came, I saw, I came.
6083	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> I find not killing everyone challenging, at least.
6266	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> I'd fuck it.
6293	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> 1tb 2.5" server form drives'll be out soon, you can almost certainly get one of those in your mouth (with practice).
6706	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> Python shall die under my almighty cock. Php for the win!
6785	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> I get cock. :D
6860	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> My brother? AIDS. My sister? AIDS.
6890	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> < motivational poster> The only common factor in all your disfunctional relationships is you.
7100	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll fuck you with a rake."
7214	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> Nah, we literally use clitoris.
7236	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> triplie: Niggers are red, niggers are blue, if you open up photoshop, and screw with the hue.
7324	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> Windows is the shit, bitches.
7390	FauxFaux	<FauxFaux> blank: I AM YOUR HOLY VIRGIN
4816	Fenix-Dark	<Fenix-Dark> do comments have an affect on performance?
7372	Ferrenrock	<Ferrenrock> ok I'm stupid
71	Feto	* Feto is grabbed in a manly way
85	Feto	<Feto> i want to get fondled :(
144	Feto	<Feto> anything with nipples on it is a good grab in fact
255	Feto	<Feto> cylon doesn't grab in a manly way
473	Feto	<Feto> women are the answer... get someone to yell at you
1076	Feto	<Feto> you can only play with your friends' privates
1159	Feto	<Feto> i tink i got fungi in my ear... i scratch it and my finger smells like feet :S
2148	Feto	<Feto> rigelf: NOTHING is as cool as boost::*
2991	Feto	<Feto> gaypink_elf: yo mama so gay.... she's yo papa
2993	Feto	<Feto> that's the whole point of a grab... you don't care the context, you just wanna grab something
2994	Feto	<Feto> hmmmhmm.. two grabs in less than 10 minutes.. i'm getting excited
3086	Feto	<Feto> =)
3336	Feto	<Feto> never anything from MS will be in any standard, as never any standard will be in anything MS.... that's how it works... a perfect XOR
4167	Feto	* Feto regrets the attempt
4168	Feto	<Feto> and that's the probablilty of usinga ll 512 numbers...
35	Fetrovsky	* Fetrovsky rubs his circle-shaped manlyness
244	Fetrovsky	<Fetrovsky> I wanna get Cyloned... sounds like fun
381	Fetrovsky	* Fetrovsky runs around looking for a man
1836	Fetrovsky	<Fetrovsky> GOD! Am I Stupid!
1965	Fetrovsky	* Fetrovsky runs away naked... shaking fierce fist at GCC
3061	Fetrovsky	<Fetrovsky> If you hav